Oct 17 2007Flip Mr. P's Nose Sized Unit To Turn Him On
Mr. P is a special lamp. You have to flip his penis to turn him on. When you do his head lights up in embarrassment -- because his dangle-down in so small! He costs $110, and comes with a removable shade in case you want to spare him the shame. Truthfully, I don't think he is ashamed. Look at his stance -- does that look like the posture of someone who is embarrassed with their dong? I think not! Oh wait, he's frowning. That poor small penised bastard. He should be ashamed.
The Mr P. Lamp makes you laugh when you turn it (him) on [shinyshiny]
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Reader Comments
1. Billy Avenue - October 17, 2007 5:12 PM
hmmm penis lamp. and 110? c'mon i wouldn't pay more than $94 for it.
2. Jamie - October 17, 2007 5:14 PM
$110? Are you kidding me? I have a lamp very similar to this that I got at Spencer's Gifts for under $20.
3. Magoo - October 17, 2007 8:49 PM
geez for 110 i could pay a gal to play with my own pecker
4. Jeff - October 17, 2007 11:24 PM
Yeah spencer's had a boy and girl version of this lamp for a pretty cheap price.
5. Kim - October 17, 2007 11:26 PM
Haha. I've seen these for sale in Hong Kong for over 2 years now. My sister and I conspired and were going to buy it for my mother.
In Hong Kong it's less than 110$ though, it's about 60$? The exact same lamp too.
6. Yi - October 18, 2007 12:09 PM
$110?!?! My cousin bought this same exact lamp for me in China for less than $10 US. Maybe I should go to China to get some and sell them here...
7. Scatze - October 18, 2007 1:39 PM
Since nobody else has said it: That lamp is gay. Speaking on behalf of all Geekologie's closet homophobes; I am not buying that lamp.
8. shortcake - October 18, 2007 3:53 PM
hahahahaha ILOVETHIS<3
okk so he's my new boyfriend (:
9. mimang - October 18, 2007 10:53 PM
looks cute. how big is this lamp?
10. Hibb - November 13, 2007 6:25 PM
Don't laugh, i caught him banging my desk lamp.
11. Darit - December 24, 2007 12:36 AM
the genuine Mr.p Lamp is the copyright of Propaganda, the design brand of Thailand. the correct price of Mr.P Lamp shall not less than the price range between 110 - 150 $. if you bought its lower than such rate, may be u hav got the fake goods. please kindly realize.