Oct 29 2007Drunk Driving: The Electric Cooler Scooter
The X-Treme Cooler Scooter is exactly what it sounds like -- a cooler and scooter that come together to produce awesome drunken forays to and fro the liquor store. They come in 300 and 500 watt versions, can go 20 MPH, and have a range of 10-15 miles. It's got brakes and all that stuff, but the important thing is that you can get a drink out of the cooler while driving. They only cost $380, so I stole the money from my girlfriend to buy one. I'm gonna pack that bitch full of bourbon and beer and then cruise for hot chicks at the local college. I won't have any luck with the ladies, but I'll definitely get drunk and forget my way home.
X-Treme Cooler Scooter - Access your food and drinks on the move [bornrich]
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Reader Comments
1. pats - October 29, 2007 5:28 PM
why didn't i think of this....
2. Feckless - October 29, 2007 6:02 PM
And while you are reaching in the cooler, I will cut you off in my Sedgway. War of Eco-Friendly Motorized Short-range Transports..
3. JInu - October 29, 2007 6:09 PM
All it needs is a toilet...
4. non - October 29, 2007 6:48 PM
Is it just me or are the things being posted on this website getting more and more retarded?
5. gia - October 29, 2007 8:53 PM
lol that is funny .. cmon..!
6. Mooman - October 29, 2007 10:35 PM
Is it just me or would the motor in the cooler get overheated really fast?
7. Eddy - October 30, 2007 1:48 AM
yeah...my friend from 'SC has one...actually he's had it for a while...
it's pretty cool actually :D
8. chosha - October 30, 2007 7:36 AM
Wow. That item has no real practical purpose, and yet I bet it sells like hotcakes.
9. Merlow - October 30, 2007 8:17 AM
dope scooter ... get it for Xmas...
10. Sanjuro - October 30, 2007 2:34 PM
Oh man, believe it or not, that thing is sweet. I rode one recently. Great for tailgating parties or Jimmy Buffett concerts!!
11. Baseman - October 30, 2007 2:47 PM
Cooler Scooter is dumb. why don't they call it a Scooler?.. or even better the x-treme cooter!
12. Travel Story - October 30, 2007 11:51 PM
Stupid poo, I don’t like the look of this thing.