Oct 19 2007Dog Rescue Jacket For Earthquake Victims
Well look at this dapper little bastard. He's looking mighty handsome today isn't he? That's because he's sporting the new Canine Earthquake Rescue Jacket. The idea is that this hotdog shaped animal will wiggle his way through debris to you if you happen to be trapped in your bathtub after your house falls in around you. The pack contains emergency supplies and food, to keep you alive until you're freed. The thing costs $434, which seems a little steep for a vinyl fanny-pack and hood. I just hope that have that little guy trained. Because if he's anything like my dog then no one is getting rescued. He'd tear open the pack, eat the food and supplies, then proceed to lick his genitals for awhile before falling asleep.
Canine earthquake rescue jacket [core77]
Reader Comments
1. fist - October 19, 2007 9:49 AM
FIST FIST FIST!
yea!
2. blpressure - October 19, 2007 10:15 AM
I suppose I could get one for my chihuahua, the only supplies she'd be able to carry is a few tic-tacs though, maybe a mars bar. Actually I'd probably just eat the dog.
3. Vanman - October 19, 2007 11:18 AM
It's like she's not really there. Which she actually won't be for long if she catches you masturbating to anime. She'll find someone who isn't sick in the head.
4. nicole richie - October 19, 2007 1:07 PM
oh no, please...anything but this! do not let my sister get a hold of this, tinkerbell doesn't deserve such humiliation.
5. woodhorse - October 19, 2007 1:35 PM
and if this doesn't work, you can use the pet locater (85 decibels). Actually, the pet locator is my first - and only -choice for pet care.
6. opinionHated - October 19, 2007 7:05 PM
Well done, Vanman. Well done. Kinda like when a crackhead steals your new $500 camera and sells it for 5 bucks AND gives blowjobs. Well done.
7. Hungry - October 20, 2007 12:38 AM
The little suit should come with a mini bbq so you can just cook up the dog instead..
8. mimang - October 20, 2007 5:07 AM
no dog with its right mind would ever want to humiliate itself and wear this piece of crap.
for those idiots who just love to dress their dogs and put some "bling" and actually walk them around -- IT'S NOT CUTE. think of their feelings, man. give them some dignity.
if dogs were the only hope for people trapped under earthquake debris, then people should design a better looking jacket and make them look cool.
9. Blitz - October 20, 2007 12:16 PM
Man... am I the only one who REALLY feels like kicking that dog? Just imagine it scurrying around in that shitty little uniform and... POW!