Dish Stickers: Because Your Dish Is Ugly
SatelliteDishSticker.com is selling big foil stickers for your satellite dish to transform it from a hideous eyesore into a hideous eyesore with a big f'ing sticker. The two designs pictured above are the only two available at the moment, so if a sunflower or Turkish design aren't your cup of tea you'll have to wait patiently. Did I mention they cost $50? They cost $50. Which would be okay if they got you some free nudie programming. But they don't. I don't have satellite TV, so I don't really care. I have bunny ears with a piece of aluminum foil stretched between them. I make my girlfriend stand in the corner and hold them up so I can watch football. She can't cook for shit but she can hold an antennae.
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Panasonic just announced their upcoming line of "ultra-large" (read: f***ing huge) 3-D plasma televisions. They're gonna come in 85, 103 and 152-inch flavors, which I find more than a little annoying considering I just sprung for a 151-incher last year. Typical! The Osaka fi... / Continue →
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The 56" Philips Cinema Widescreen LCD is a 21:9 television hitting the streets of selected countries next month. If you want one you can pay an arm and a kidney and watch movies in the proper 21:9 aspect ratio without black barring it. If you don't want one, forget you ever r... / Continue →
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The Sony Bravia ZX1 is not only 9.9mm thin, but "40% more efficient per panel inch compared to conventional flat panel technology" and allegedly uses less power than a light bulb. I'm not sure what kind of lightbulb, but probably not the 5-watt nightlight in the bathroom I use... / Continue →
