Oct 4 2007Delicious Bread Wrist Rest Prevents Strain

I don't know about you, but when I think carpal tunnel prevention, I think Subway subs. Now, instead of smashing my lunch, I can purchase a cell foam replica to provide the same comfort. For $20, you can get a bread shaped wrist rest for your keyboard. You may think this is the dumbest idea ever, but I need one. You see, there's this real jerk at work who always sneaks into my cubicle when I'm out and eats my f'ing lunch. So I'm gonna use this as a decoy. The fat bastard will come over and start eating it, and then when he's almost done I'll pop out from behind the paper shredder and yell "Haha, I caught you! The joke's on you buddy, because that's a fake. Should be a real treat on it's way out." Then I'll kick him in the scrotum, for good measure.
Baguette Keyboard Wrist Rest: The Tasty Way To Prevent Carpal Tunnel [uberreview]

Reader Comments
1. Beano - October 4, 2007 11:22 AM
I literally can't imagine anyone buying one.
2. blpressure - October 4, 2007 12:01 PM
Good story for this item. "Should be a real treat on it's way out." lol. I'm picturing Fat Bastard from Austin Powers as the lunch thief. But no, nobody will buy one.
3. The Clap - October 4, 2007 12:47 PM
MUST..... HAVE..... BREADREST!!!!!
4. RandomReader the Second - October 4, 2007 2:20 PM
Would make an ok cum guard.
Actually, i bet someone already has made one for computers...like a sneeze guard for salads...
5. caw - October 4, 2007 10:54 PM
You have a job? suuuuuuuuure