Oct 4 2007Delicious Bread Wrist Rest Prevents Strain

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I don't know about you, but when I think carpal tunnel prevention, I think Subway subs. Now, instead of smashing my lunch, I can purchase a cell foam replica to provide the same comfort. For $20, you can get a bread shaped wrist rest for your keyboard. You may think this is the dumbest idea ever, but I need one. You see, there's this real jerk at work who always sneaks into my cubicle when I'm out and eats my f'ing lunch. So I'm gonna use this as a decoy. The fat bastard will come over and start eating it, and then when he's almost done I'll pop out from behind the paper shredder and yell "Haha, I caught you! The joke's on you buddy, because that's a fake. Should be a real treat on it's way out." Then I'll kick him in the scrotum, for good measure.

Baguette Keyboard Wrist Rest: The Tasty Way To Prevent Carpal Tunnel [uberreview]

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I literally can't imagine anyone buying one.

Good story for this item. "Should be a real treat on it's way out." lol. I'm picturing Fat Bastard from Austin Powers as the lunch thief. But no, nobody will buy one.

MUST..... HAVE..... BREADREST!!!!!

Would make an ok cum guard.
Actually, i bet someone already has made one for computers...like a sneeze guard for salads...

You have a job? suuuuuuuuure

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