Oct 22 2007Cereal Bowl Keeps Your Crispies Crispity
The EatMeCrunchy cereal bowl is no ordinary cereal receptacle my friends, oh no. It's a bowl with a secret. That secret is a shelf that your cereal sits atop, where it remains crunchy crispity until you push it over the ledge into the milk vat at the bottom. It costs $8, or you can get two for $14. It's probably a bitch and a half to keep clean, but may be a necessary evil for you die hard crunchy cereal lovers. I'd consider getting one if I ate my cereal with milk. But I don't -- I use bourbon, and I like everything thoroughly saturated. Remember: bourbon makes breakfast better -- and the drive to work dangerous.
EatMeCrunchy Bowl Keeps Your Cereal Crunchy, Has Stupid Name [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Derek Holding - October 22, 2007 9:11 AM
I remember someone inventing something ike this about 8 years ago on The Big Breakfast with Chris Evans.
2. Violet - October 22, 2007 10:40 AM
Anyone else read "Cryptonomicon"? The protagonist was obsessed with crispy Captain Crunch, and goes on about the milk-dispensing spoon he wanted to invent. This looks a lot simpler, but, yeah, difficult to keep clean.
3. clark - October 22, 2007 10:49 AM
Boss: "What's that new thing you got over there at food and drug?"
Clark: "Oh the Crunch enhancer? Yeah it's a non-nutritive cereal varnish. It's semi-permiable. It's not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it."
Boss: "Yeah it's a beautiful product."
Clark: "Yeah I like it."
4. matt - October 22, 2007 12:49 PM
The shelf is removable, so its not that hard to clean actually
5. mr. scruff - October 22, 2007 3:34 PM
everyone knows that soggy coco pebbles are the only way to go. i say let the milk soak....the world is not ready for this.
6. astanix - October 22, 2007 3:43 PM
@post1
Yeah, I remember something similar to this many years ago as well.
7. Tyler - October 22, 2007 3:48 PM
Am I the only one that LIKES soggy cereal?
8. Phil - October 22, 2007 11:16 PM
Doesn't that seem like a bit too much work for breakfast?
I feel like it is. I know I'm not functioning enough in the morning to care whether or not my Life is soggy. If it still tastes good, I'm more than happy...