Oct 18 2007Cell Phone Widget Detects Ghosts

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I'm a tough guy, and I'm afraid of very few things, but I am afraid of a cat sleeping on my face at night and suffocating me. And ghosts. Ghosts are scary as hell. Well now I can get a cell phone strap ($17) that alerts me when it detects magnetic field alterations or body temperature fluctuations. Unfortunately it alerts you with different colored light patterns and ghost noises, which will make me shit my pants. If it does go off though at least it's attached to my... WHO YOU GONNA CALL? Ghostbusters! Or, some a-hole with a laser cleaning backpack. Whichever is cheaper.

Ghost detector cell phone strap [tokyomango]

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FIRST FUCKERS!!!

hahahaha you mad funny

If that cat thing was a Catch-22 reference, you are all kinds of awesome.

I actually bought this doodad. It would start blinking red randomly everywhere. Then I lost it. Now I'm afraid of all the ghosts that are so obviously around me because how could a 17 dollar gadget be inaccurate?

this is a pretty cool item!

Could they not use someone with a pretty nail? ewww

Chaplain: "He died in his sleep while having a dream. They found a cat on his face."
Yossarian: "Poor bastard."

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