Oct 18 2007Cell Phone Widget Detects Ghosts

I'm a tough guy, and I'm afraid of very few things, but I am afraid of a cat sleeping on my face at night and suffocating me. And ghosts. Ghosts are scary as hell. Well now I can get a cell phone strap ($17) that alerts me when it detects magnetic field alterations or body temperature fluctuations. Unfortunately it alerts you with different colored light patterns and ghost noises, which will make me shit my pants. If it does go off though at least it's attached to my... WHO YOU GONNA CALL? Ghostbusters! Or, some a-hole with a laser cleaning backpack. Whichever is cheaper.
Ghost detector cell phone strap [tokyomango]
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Reader Comments
1. first - October 18, 2007 3:52 PM
FIRST FUCKERS!!!
2. Casper - October 18, 2007 5:03 PM
hahahaha you mad funny
3. Hilary - October 18, 2007 5:23 PM
If that cat thing was a Catch-22 reference, you are all kinds of awesome.
4. Amy - October 18, 2007 5:41 PM
I actually bought this doodad. It would start blinking red randomly everywhere. Then I lost it. Now I'm afraid of all the ghosts that are so obviously around me because how could a 17 dollar gadget be inaccurate?
5. www.techgifts.com - October 18, 2007 9:34 PM
this is a pretty cool item!
6. Christina - October 19, 2007 8:21 AM
Could they not use someone with a pretty nail? ewww
7. clark - October 19, 2007 10:54 AM
Chaplain: "He died in his sleep while having a dream. They found a cat on his face."
Yossarian: "Poor bastard."