Oct 31 2007Best Product Ever Ever Ever: The Wine Rack
The Wine Rack, made by thebeerbelly.com (who also produce a fake beer belly to sneak beer/liquor into places) is a sports bra looking alcohol container! That's right ladies (and sick men), now you can sneak booze into the movies for me. For only $30 you can buy my undying love and affection. I've always dreamed of suckling bourbon from a woman's teat, and now my dream is reality. This would be perfect for my girlfriend, because she's flatter than hell. Did I just say that? I was lying, she's concave. No boobies whatsoever. No word on when they'll be available, but suffice it to say this will be the hottest present of the year. And ladies: If you don't mind wearing the Wine Rack for me, I'm yours forever. I'll even cook and do the laundry. Just kidding, you know that's your job.
Product Site via [ohgizmo]
Reader Comments
1. Grace - October 31, 2007 3:16 PM
So you'd rather have a girl with no boobs so she can hold alcohol in her boobs than loads sweet sweet mammary flesh? I see your priorities, AND I DON'T APPROVE!
2. gia - October 31, 2007 3:30 PM
huh???
3. jess - October 31, 2007 3:32 PM
ewwwww... warm alcohol?!? that device better come with a mini fridge as well.
4. boredom - October 31, 2007 3:36 PM
wow that's a moral dilemma right there. So small boobs with built in alcohol or big boobs to sleep on and play with. I'm a have to agree with Grace on the fact that lots of sweet mammary goodness might be better. Just put the damn beer in you pocket
5. Billy Avenue - October 31, 2007 3:42 PM
how about a D cupped woman who wears a backpack full of booze?
6. Grace - October 31, 2007 3:49 PM
Billy, that gives me an idea. A butt pack of alcohol for girls with small asses. It'll bring a new meaning to an "assload" of alcohol.
7. bedot - October 31, 2007 4:19 PM
I know what everyone on my Christmas list is getting
8. Mitch - October 31, 2007 4:25 PM
Seems pretty simple to me...
Skip the wine rack, get her the beer belly instead... that way she can be your movie-going-booze-mule and the added benefit of not having to worry about any other guys hitting on her while you're too blitzed to fight back...
9. Canned Ham - October 31, 2007 6:22 PM
Lol, nice call mitch. Best solution, hands down.
10. Wilmer - October 31, 2007 7:52 PM
if this is real than where can I get some?!?!?!?!?
11. addict - October 31, 2007 11:50 PM
or better yet... one designed to make it looks as if you're pregnant. And you won't have to fake the whole added-on weight, you can waddle around like the real thing!
12. poop - November 1, 2007 3:10 AM
pretty sweet. i.ll take one.
13. Spartacus - November 1, 2007 3:39 AM
Well, I agree with Mitch, take the original Beer Belly, make your girl looklke a real Munter and get pissedup while no-one hits on her.... Kerchiiing!
14. pats - November 1, 2007 10:44 AM
mitch is probably my ideal man, but having said that, maybe we can make a wine "yam bag". because the only thing i'll swallow from a mans lower region must be at least 100 proof. plus, i may get so drunk, i'll really think he's packing like a brotha'.
15. Jorge Kooney - November 1, 2007 12:01 PM
I really prefer my Jack Daniel colostomy bag. Jack doesn't need to be cold and I always have it with me.
16. Amy - November 1, 2007 12:18 PM
I hope they're toting brandy in that thing because I can't think of any other alcohol that's particularly tasty at body temperature.
17. Tom - November 1, 2007 8:55 PM
Just wait until the new TSA proceedure for checking for this is unveiled at your local airport.