Oct 22 2007Bed LEDs Won't Get You Laid (Trust Me)
The Pimp My Bed LED system is a saucer with 14 extra-bright LEDs that produces a blue shine under your bed. The damn thing costs $36 and will not get you laid. At all. If anything it will send women running. How do I know? Because I invented this freshman year of college. Except I used blacklights. Cool huh? That's what I thought. It turns out blacklight makes all your man-stains in the room glow. It looked like some seriously f'ed up paintball match went down in there. Needless to say I'm still a virgin.
undercarriage lighting for your bed [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Manuel Gonzales - October 22, 2007 9:32 AM
1st. Ground effects for your bed- nice. Now all you need is spinner rims and you'll truly be pimpin.
2. Ashninja - October 22, 2007 10:07 AM
Well this is an interestingly foolish way to spend money.
3. Bobbo - October 22, 2007 10:23 AM
I'm so getting this for my nascar bed.
4. clark - October 22, 2007 10:46 AM
ahahahaha. black lights are to gizm stains what water is to white t-shirts.
5. Chris - October 22, 2007 11:13 AM
Or, you could just put a string of Christmas lights under your bed.
6. Bob - October 22, 2007 12:50 PM
There's some medical studies that link light levels in your bed room with breast cancer... so not only is this lame, and not getting you laid...
7. Daz - October 22, 2007 1:41 PM
NOT FIRST!!!!
8. Spunky - October 23, 2007 4:56 AM
Don't ever die, you're life stories are just too damn funny.
9. mimang - October 23, 2007 6:49 AM
blue light? it would be much cooler if it was yellow. then you'd have a warm effect. more action later.
10. Jos-F - December 18, 2007 4:55 PM
LOL. Kind of like those under-car light effects that were popular in the early 90s.