Oct 22 2007Bed LEDs Won't Get You Laid (Trust Me)

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The Pimp My Bed LED system is a saucer with 14 extra-bright LEDs that produces a blue shine under your bed. The damn thing costs $36 and will not get you laid. At all. If anything it will send women running. How do I know? Because I invented this freshman year of college. Except I used blacklights. Cool huh? That's what I thought. It turns out blacklight makes all your man-stains in the room glow. It looked like some seriously f'ed up paintball match went down in there. Needless to say I'm still a virgin.

undercarriage lighting for your bed [technabob]

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1st. Ground effects for your bed- nice. Now all you need is spinner rims and you'll truly be pimpin.

Well this is an interestingly foolish way to spend money.

I'm so getting this for my nascar bed.

ahahahaha. black lights are to gizm stains what water is to white t-shirts.

Or, you could just put a string of Christmas lights under your bed.

There's some medical studies that link light levels in your bed room with breast cancer... so not only is this lame, and not getting you laid...

NOT FIRST!!!!

Don't ever die, you're life stories are just too damn funny.

blue light? it would be much cooler if it was yellow. then you'd have a warm effect. more action later.

LOL. Kind of like those under-car light effects that were popular in the early 90s.

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