Oct 18 2007Battle-Rig Pro Gaming Desk Has A Door
The Battle-Rig Pro gaming station is a glorified desk. That looks like it's in the process of being eaten by a red Pacman. Let's see here: A couple cabinets, a monitor shelf, a chair. Hmm. Not too much going on that my desk doesn't have, except maybe the integrated surround sound capabilities. Oh, and the little door. A desk with a door is sweet. I'm starting to like it. If you're masturbating behind a door, no one can see you. Even if it's your girlfriend and she's screaming at you and punching you in the head for watching anime porn. It's like she's not really there. Which she actually won't be for long if she catches you masturbating to anime. She'll find someone who isn't sick in the head.
Battle-Rig Pro for gamers [ubergizmo]
Reader Comments
1. Theo - October 18, 2007 4:37 PM
What a loada old shat! people waste so much money!
FIRST!
2. Tagg - October 18, 2007 5:15 PM
I think it's ubersweet...I'll take 7 for the office. Damn...someone already got "First".
3. mike - October 18, 2007 5:33 PM
I have one of those desks and dominate WOW (world of warcraft for Noobs) 8 nights a week. Im off to pillage an orc village. TTYL ; )
4. first - October 18, 2007 5:35 PM
FIRST
5. mike - October 18, 2007 5:38 PM
What an R-TARD : (
6. Sanjuro - October 18, 2007 8:54 PM
" Even if it's your girlfriend and she's screaming at you and punching you in the head for watching anime porn. It's like she's not really there. Which she actually won't be for long if she catches you masturbating to anime."
LMAO... that's why I love this site.
7. wd-40 - October 18, 2007 10:29 PM
Les Nesman is jealous.
8. Amber - October 19, 2007 1:19 AM
Wow i actually know someone who would probably want this....how sad.
9. Titoboy666 - October 19, 2007 8:54 AM
LOL make it yellow and you'll be playing in one GIANT Pacman!
10. rich - October 19, 2007 10:32 AM
haha sweet i want this!
11. Alice H - October 19, 2007 1:32 PM
You can't really accommodate multiple monitors with that setup...
12. rach - October 20, 2007 2:13 PM
most fat bastards that would want this...are just that... fat. i would love to see a 350lb-er squeeze into that thing without it shattering.