Oct 4 2007Apple Fan Pwns Microsoft Sign
An Apple fan was caught showing Bill and the rest of Microsoft what he/she thinks of the company. I use he/she because I've spent the better part of fifteen minutes trying to figure out what sex that person is, and I still can't tell. Let's run through the photographic evidence. Long hair: Many dorky men in the computer industry have pony tails, so this is inconclusive. Tucked in t-shirt: Just as popular with both male and female virgins, so again, inconclusive. Possible earring: Looks like it may be a hoop, so leaning female, or very gay male. Lastly, Peeing like a dude, but no visible urine on sign: Likely indicates a female, or a male with penis so small the guy is lost in his own pubic hair and peeing into his hand. Conclusion: Dork. Likely virgin. Little or no penis.
UPDATE: I'm not making fun of Apple or Apple users, just the boob in the picture.
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Reader Comments
1. Kland - October 4, 2007 3:58 PM
thats quite funny, considering Steve Jobs pisses on apple fans with everything he does.
2. nominus - October 4, 2007 4:13 PM
Hahaha. Yes. Not sure if it was intentional or not, but thank you for putting apple people in their place. DIckless.
3. Robert - October 4, 2007 4:15 PM
Looks like he has a nano.
Didnt Microsoft invest in Apple and save their corporate ass a while back?
4. Stolencheese - October 4, 2007 4:22 PM
Didn't Microsoft just steal everything from mac and put it into some crap called Vista?
I forget.
5. Robert - October 4, 2007 4:26 PM
If they did, it would explain why Vista sucks so bad.
6. Stolencheese - October 4, 2007 4:41 PM
haha, I see what you did there.
I'm not a raving mac fan, Infact I don't even own a mac! I'm planning on getting one but I just don't like it when raving Microsoft fans insult the mac without research,
But whatever, Never try and have a serious discussion on Geekologie! Ever!
7. TheMrs - October 4, 2007 4:46 PM
Hey Microsoft pays my bills! But I would piss on that sign too!
8. bah - October 4, 2007 4:48 PM
geez apple fanboys....
what a douche....
9. BlighedArt - October 4, 2007 5:36 PM
#5 was classic. Number #6 was understandable. :]
10. robbyrob - October 4, 2007 5:51 PM
this is awesome! I guess this is one of Steves boy telling Billy whats up!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2273836
11. Michael Brown - October 4, 2007 8:15 PM
Both Apple & Microsoft deserve to be pissed on evenly. In fact, I think it would be highly appropriate to put an apple laptop on that sign and piss on both - kill two dumb companies with one stone or some shit.
12. RapidOne - October 4, 2007 8:24 PM
I think Apple really kind of started the fanboy bashing of PC's with the infamous commercials and arrogant pretentious attitude.
I have a Nano and like it a lot, and I like the aesthetics of macs as well as the clarity of the operating system and LCD's. I also service both macs and pc's thoroughly.
However, I just thought I'd make one thing clear: Apple started the bashing--pc's didn't need to.
P.S. The description Steve jobs gave of the 'Shuffle' was intelligence insulting. Vista is similarly a kick to our crotches.
13. none - October 4, 2007 8:37 PM
god damnit, this is so old it's not even funny. and worse part is, you're linking it from another site, so their shit is old too.
this site has SERIOUSLY gone down the drain lately, always linking everything from everyone else, there's little of anything here that's new or interesting these days.
with that said, get up to date. this image is ancient...
14. Bill Gates - October 4, 2007 11:41 PM
I called security.
15. Monkiboy - October 5, 2007 2:06 AM
Thats a really old picture, at least 5 years old, if not more.
16. Matt - October 5, 2007 4:04 AM
That is the world's Oooooooooldest pic
17. Marshall Banana - October 5, 2007 5:20 AM
Welcome to the Internet!
Sometimes you say "old", this time "old" just isn't enough.
18. KLanD - October 5, 2007 11:08 AM
Say what you want about Microsoft, they make a lot of crap, but then again, so does Apple. Both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates have stolen each others tech. However MS did save Apple's @ss by buying Apple shares. Thats because the one difference between Steve and Bill is that Steve does everything he can to horde money out of Mac fans, while Bill (while still making obscene amounts of money as well) actually gives a lot of it back.
When was the last time you saw Apple offering huge discounts on it's products for students?
19. ilovejb - October 5, 2007 11:19 AM
Who really gives a shit if this material is old or not? The only reason I come here is for the sarcasm. Hell I think I would love to hear what the writer has to say about the squirrel with a big nut sack...
20. Steve Jobs - October 5, 2007 12:46 PM
I am so sick of this picture, I was high and some older boys dared me to do this.
21. ryan - October 6, 2007 12:16 PM
bill gates actually stole the idea of a desktop from apple, but apple took everything they had from xerox.
22. Marcelo - October 7, 2007 7:42 PM
Fantassssssssstic
23. ivanm - October 8, 2007 7:56 AM
nice nice... up up linux
sexy woman
http://www.spymac.com/details?2277854
24. Khiara - October 8, 2007 11:25 AM
WoW really nice
http://www.spymac.com/details/2271277
25. Marcelo - October 10, 2007 12:48 PM
I think that that kind of things is childish
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2274084