Oct 24 2007Anime Pillows Are Seriously Wack
Apparently body pillows printed with anime girls are all the rage in Japan. You may already know about this -- I did not, because I'm not some seriously perverted pervert. These are the tamest pictures I could find, some of these things are very risqué. I'm using my girlfriend's computer right now, and she's probably going to break up with me when she sees the sites I went to looking for these damn things. Sure I looked at a few extra after I already got the pictures I needed, but it's not like I'm humping a damn pillow or anything. I'm not sick in the head. I'm just pleasuring myself to pictures of pillows. Perfectly normal.
Body Pillows With Bikini-Clad Anime Girls [tokyomango]
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Reader Comments
1. blah - October 24, 2007 10:54 AM
first
2. dRfruitLOOP - October 24, 2007 11:01 AM
Wow, a google image search for those is pretty scary. I like Japan, but at the same time I am horrified by it.
3. Stoopid Monkey - October 24, 2007 11:19 AM
i think i'm turning japanese!
i think i'm turning japanese!
4. mactanque - October 24, 2007 12:42 PM
funny..
http://www.paraguaydelivery.com
5. poop - October 24, 2007 2:35 PM
this is truly sad. there must be a lot of lonely people in japan. i really do feel bad for them. ...now the american kids using these things need their asses kicked, because everyone knows that there's nothing more attractive than an american. we're never lonely! HOOAH!!!
6. Michael Rowe - October 24, 2007 3:40 PM
woo! im american and i definitely prefer these pillows over my morbidly obese spouse. and i dont know if it kicks major ass or makes me feel like a geek for knowing which anime these girls on the pillow are from... but hey, at least im honest. id screw the hell out of these pillows <3
7. neuro - October 24, 2007 4:24 PM
wow, way to link to an article that references a 3 year old wired.com news item as though it's current events ...
8. Feckless - October 24, 2007 8:05 PM
This is like the poor man's RealDoll? I can't wait to see the Mexican version.
9. ib - October 24, 2007 10:00 PM
No Wait... It's not what you think:
http://www.funimation.com/schoolrumble/
10. Anonymous - October 25, 2007 12:24 PM
Do want.
Zomg, sauce?
11. UberBean - October 26, 2007 7:27 PM
The one with the 'oh my god please don't' look on her face is disturbing. What kind of sicko would buy that? ....But then there is a big market for used schoolgirl panties in Japan, no joke
12. Pastafarian - October 27, 2007 6:03 PM
The Japanese are seriously demented. There is something terribly wrong over there. Are these pillows big enough to actually hump? Well cuz then I might be interested.
13. Kex - November 10, 2007 6:22 PM
Well, I think that having someone (or something like a pillow) to hug at night wouldnt be demented. Although thinking only about humping it... well that's disturbing. Glad that I'm not an american :P
14. Bill - January 24, 2008 11:10 PM
My wife, who is bi, is hot for Asian chicks, and is always masturbating by humping her body pillow, would go nuts for these Japanese pillows!