Oct 24 2007Anime Pillows Are Seriously Wack

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Wow, a google image search for those is pretty scary. I like Japan, but at the same time I am horrified by it.

i think i'm turning japanese!
i think i'm turning japanese!

funny..
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this is truly sad. there must be a lot of lonely people in japan. i really do feel bad for them. ...now the american kids using these things need their asses kicked, because everyone knows that there's nothing more attractive than an american. we're never lonely! HOOAH!!!

woo! im american and i definitely prefer these pillows over my morbidly obese spouse. and i dont know if it kicks major ass or makes me feel like a geek for knowing which anime these girls on the pillow are from... but hey, at least im honest. id screw the hell out of these pillows <3

wow, way to link to an article that references a 3 year old wired.com news item as though it's current events ...

This is like the poor man's RealDoll? I can't wait to see the Mexican version.

No Wait... It's not what you think:

http://www.funimation.com/schoolrumble/

Do want.

Zomg, sauce?

The one with the 'oh my god please don't' look on her face is disturbing. What kind of sicko would buy that? ....But then there is a big market for used schoolgirl panties in Japan, no joke

The Japanese are seriously demented. There is something terribly wrong over there. Are these pillows big enough to actually hump? Well cuz then I might be interested.

Well, I think that having someone (or something like a pillow) to hug at night wouldnt be demented. Although thinking only about humping it... well that's disturbing. Glad that I'm not an american :P

My wife, who is bi, is hot for Asian chicks, and is always masturbating by humping her body pillow, would go nuts for these Japanese pillows!

not evey one is an alphamale, i am 4`8 feet tall, i have never kissed a girl and i am 22 really root in hell

This 'pillow' is called a dakimakura. The characters are from School Rumble. You're right at saying that this is about as little perverted as it gets >.> for the guys anyway. They have ones for girls too, but generally they are alot and might I stress ALOT less perverted. They also have pillow laps and breasts and such for the lonely otaku. The '2D complex' otaku has become a large market in Japan so perverted stuff like this is on the increase.

I saw one of these on eBay, only it wasn't School Rumble - it was Tifa from FFVII. Her original outfit with the suspenders. I had to laugh, and wonder how many of the guys I know would actually get one...

I couldn't be more honest, if I had one of these and the time, I'd screw this thing all night. Heck, if you're gonna masturbate, shouldn't you have more fun doing it? If you don't do it with a dakimaru, then you're just gonna do it on a pillow, right?... I hate you guys and you're resistance to sexual temptation.

I couldn't be more honest, if I had one of these and the time, I'd screw this thing all night. Heck, if you're gonna masturbate, shouldn't you have more fun doing it? If you don't do it with a dakimaru, then you're just gonna do it on a pillow, right?... I hate you guys and you're resistance to sexual temptation.

i must be sick in the head, and perverted.

oh wow... School Rumble(name of anime those two girls are from)mastubation pillows... what is happening to the world....

tenma and yakumo... wtf... i'm total otaku, but, being a girl, i like yaoi much better, ps- school rumble is not very perverted... well, it's a little but you know, a lot of things are, the show is insanely funny and i highly recomend it...
the reason why they do this to anime is for the fact of how much beautiful it is compared to american cartoons
anime is an entire genre in itself, japanese cartoons can be as mild as care bears or... well... hentai
the problem isn' t the show, the creepy ass fans want that stuff. so, to make money they make them. trust the otaku, my life dwells on anime, i'm a girl, i'm straight, it's not just porn. if you can name a genre, there's an anime for it.
-therefore anime is not just for horny boys- thank you very much

Thank you!

Stupid imposter, CHRIS SALVADOR, seems to think I play WoW. I have better things to do with my time. Like, insult CHRIS SALVADOR and his faggy bike spoke lights. Are you trying to reinvent the pog? I bet you play WoW, because that's what losers do on the internet at 2:26 in the morning. Meanwhile, the rest of us productive citizens are sleeping.

Wickedly cool!