Oct 31 200717,000 Watt System Not Good For Your Car
Pack a 17,000 watt system into a 2006 Expedition with 22-speakers and what do you get? A car that rattles a whole lot. A lot a lot. Like shake your balls loose rattling. "Why do this?" you ask. "HUH? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" guy replies. Oh touché my deaf friend. Touché.
This 17,000 Watt Car Stereo Turns Car Into Jell-O [switched, thanks to Ali and Pat for the tips]
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Reader Comments
1. first - October 31, 2007 12:36 PM
FIRST
And that sounded absolutly awful!
2. stuey - October 31, 2007 12:39 PM
YEAHHHHHH, really not necessary. thing is....his car will be a rolling box of bolts after one song.
Id rather take a nice car with a regular system than a Explorer whatever with gaps in the panels that you can put your hand through.
DUMBASSSSS
3. gia - October 31, 2007 1:44 PM
yeahhh .. to much for me..
4. Cyke - October 31, 2007 1:45 PM
"Structural integrity at 22%! We can't take another hit, Captain!"
5. Nat - October 31, 2007 2:42 PM
Man, check out that wiggah. He needs to stop buying shit for his ugly ass car and get a razor instead, 'cos he needs a shave!
I wonder how much all of that cost?
6. CAPITALLETTERS - October 31, 2007 4:10 PM
I don't see why you'd spend so much money on a speaker system like that and then play shit music on it. Or be fat and ugly.
Geekologie sucks since all the cool kids moved out. In fact, it's sucked since the day the failures that run these sites adopted it in favour of Hedonistica, but it's sucked more since the cool kids moved out. This fresh blood's as interesting as eyebrow hair.
I miss Aye, and Elvis, and Brownian. LUV UYOU GUYZZ.
I don't miss that desperate-for-attention-and controversy fat heifer, the name of whom i've actually forgotten. Everyone knows about whom i'm talking, though.
7. Ed Said - October 31, 2007 4:54 PM
I asked a friend of mine who has a huge sub in the car and always gives me a headache - WHY DO YOU DO THIS, CAR SOUNDS LIKE SHIT AND PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE A RETARD. He thought and actually answered - "Cuz somebody has to disturb the town, you know."
Hm, so one hand, these people could be the ones who push us further along in our evolution of society! On the other hand, they may just be RETARDS who nevertheless cause the evolution of laws against noise pollution.
8. dylanasinbob - November 1, 2007 1:53 AM
i would laugh if this fools airbag went off and hit him right in the fat face.
9. poop - November 1, 2007 3:13 AM
thats sad. he thinks he's cool. and people are letting him go on thinking it. tragic.
10. Daveatfernie - November 1, 2007 4:55 AM
I bet if you asked him he's say it gets the ladies off turning his car into a virator. As if he knows what a lady is.
Yeah theres nothing like tinnitus and perforated ear drum to get a girl going...
nobber
11. you meant... - November 1, 2007 10:27 AM
i think you meant Douché.
12. Jorge Kooney - November 1, 2007 11:55 AM
I for one welcome our speaker overlords. Mind numbing bass with plenty of pot allows me to resist any effort to promote society.
13. blpressure - November 1, 2007 12:56 PM
I'm into bass but the guys with the best SPL systems always show it off with the worst shit rap produced by idiots.
14. CaptainSwift - November 1, 2007 6:39 PM
This guy has a really, really small penis.
15. guate6 - November 3, 2007 12:38 AM
I'm into sound, car mods, heavy bass and what not, but this is too much. I was at a car show and there was a caddy escalade with a crapload of speakers. Standing next to it, I felt I was going to become sterile. (pictures of said car in the album below). It was actually louder than the DJ booth
http://ufl.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2277362&l=9d0d5&id=2040890
16. pirhan - November 3, 2007 7:06 PM
Yeah, but you still drive a Ford.
17. graig - November 26, 2007 9:30 AM
wow. that's retarded. they should make portable noise machines like that illegal. this kind of speaker system could actually hurt your ears if your in the car next to this idiot.
18. alicia - January 22, 2008 3:40 PM
are you stupid ?
no one asked if you liked it.
let him have his moment,
have you guys probably dont even have a car.
tragic. blah blah blah.