17,000 Watt System Not Good For Your Car

Pack a 17,000 watt system into a 2006 Expedition with 22-speakers and what do you get? A car that rattles a whole lot. A lot a lot. Like shake your balls loose rattling. "Why do this?" you ask. "HUH? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" guy replies. Oh touché my deaf friend. Touché.

This 17,000 Watt Car Stereo Turns Car Into Jell-O [switched, thanks to Ali and Pat for the tips]

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