Sep 14 2007USB Pedometer Not What I Thought It Was

When I first saw this thing, I thought it would be great to put on children, so that they'd know whenever a creepy man was in the vicinity and notify the authorities. Well, it turns out pedometer is a misnomer, and this thing actually tracks how many steps you take. You rock it on your pants, and then upload the data to your computer and it'll show you calories burned, etc. They cost $17 via usbfever and ship in early November if you're interested. This thing might actually be a pretty nifty workout device, because with that sweet bullseye design you're gonna be doing plenty of running to your car as rooftop snipers take aim.
Product Site [thanks to Thomas for the tip]
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Reader Comments
1. bob - September 14, 2007 9:35 AM
FIST!
2. pats - September 14, 2007 10:13 AM
I think you meant "first", unless you're a freak in which case "fist" is suiting.
whatever man.
3. jo - September 14, 2007 12:20 PM
wait... is that podometer sponsored by target? or are you just supposed to throw shit at it?
4. Chris - September 14, 2007 6:22 PM
$17?
Didn't McDonalds use to give these things out for free?
5. em - September 15, 2007 6:14 AM
hardly an innovation. these things have been available for years.