Sep 20 2007Transparent Toaster Prevents Burnt Bread
Because today is "Awesome Products That Don't Really Exist" Day, I bring to you the transparent toaster. Because nothing is worse than when your woman burns the damn toast. It's still conceptual, as the heated glass used only gets hot enough to warm your bread at this time, but the developers hope to get the glass hot enough to actually toast. So there's another product we can all cross our fingers for. Or just use a toaster oven. Or just eat cold bread. Or cereal. Did someone just say cereal? I love cereal. Mmmm, cereal. I could eat it all day. Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp, Cocoa Pebbles, Count Chocula, Golden Grahams, you name it, I'll drive it into me. Anyway, what was I just talking about?
Transparent Toaster Prevents Burnt Bread [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. Waning Fan - September 20, 2007 5:28 PM
You write far, far, far too fucking much. Brevity. Brevity is the soul of wit. Come on, man, I want to like this page again.
2. The Ambassador - September 20, 2007 5:40 PM
I disagree. The writer needs to write MORE.
3. SuperStoned420 - September 20, 2007 6:04 PM
Fuck the writer, this toaster story is old.
4. Mandi - September 20, 2007 7:37 PM
Whoa, repost?
5. Cam - September 20, 2007 8:07 PM
It is still awesome, even if it is a repost.