Sep 18 2007Talking Photo Album Steals Your Voice
This talking photo album, from Vat19, uh, talks. You can record a 10 second statement for each of the 24 photos in the album and then listen to them while you're reliving the memories. It costs $20, and isn't that bad of an idea if you plan on dying. I'm getting one to set on the coffee table for visitors. "On the next page is a picture of my testicles, don't look if you don't believe me. HAHA! You turned. You are so gay, those are my balls! Those are them! They're attached to me. Sucker! Now put down the album because the next page has private pictures of my girlfriend. Seriously, stop. HAHA! Gotcha -- you turned again! More balls! Whee!"
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Reader Comments
1. BJay - September 18, 2007 4:39 PM
Awesome
2. Ando - September 18, 2007 5:12 PM
The Talking Photo Album... For the person who can't be arsed to explain their photos more than once.
3. Spooky - September 18, 2007 6:28 PM
Balls!! lol!!
Yeah, this is rather lame. D:
4. mega hottie - September 18, 2007 8:32 PM
Ewww. Does it bother anyone else that the girl he gives the album to is like twelve years old?
5. perish hilton - September 18, 2007 10:48 PM
am i a bad person for secretly hoping the old-ass-man was going to open up his present only to hear how "smitten" he apparently was with freaky eyebrows guy at first sight?
no, i'm a LAME person for watching the advertisement in its entirety.
6. ilovejb - September 18, 2007 11:09 PM
My ex used one of these to confess all the bullshit she pulled on me. The first page was our wedding picture, then next was her getting it from my best man in the bathroom of the church, which probably made "our" first child... Shit, in retrospect Maury would have been a better medium
7. commander pabst - September 19, 2007 8:03 AM
always wanted one.
8. flareback - September 19, 2007 11:56 AM
yeah, so that guy in the video was hitting on a twelve year old. And what great audio playback too.
9. drunkenbeastie - September 19, 2007 2:28 PM
ha. balls. this is the funniest writeup you've had in a while.
and on topic, why is it that no one thinks to make it a slight challenge to re-record a voice message? i was gifted a miraculous talking frame once and after pressing the play button once dropped it and lost the recording. yeah i'm a klutz, but do i really deserve that?
10. nicole - September 23, 2007 9:06 PM
and it bugs me that he hands the photo album to the old man who starts flipping through the pictures without hitting play to listen to the recording for any of them!!!
11. joNnY - November 19, 2007 12:22 AM
NO!!! He's using two different brand batteries in his album!!!