Sep 28 2007Robo Massage Chair Will Probably Hurt You

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If you have the $5,799 for this Robo Massage Chair, then you’ve got more money than I'll ever see in my life. You also probably get massages from real people, likely beautiful ladies with long eyelashes and soft, well proportioned breasts. Anyways, this chair is voice activated, and looks like a torture device. The 3D Roller Mechanism adjusts to rub you hard or soft, whatever your preference. It can be programmed to save up to 20 massages of your design. Just be careful if you ask it for a happy ending. Because from the look of it it'll probably tear your dipstick off and jam it up your ass. Some happy ending that'll be.

Robo Massage Chair Will Probably Hurt You [bornrich]

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1. blpressure - September 28, 2007 12:33 PM

haha, the must have chair for wealthy masochists .

2. Steve - September 28, 2007 1:18 PM

Reminds me the chair used in the video Happiness in Slavery of Nine Inch Nails :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5akw3rUSMV8

3. Chris - September 28, 2007 1:34 PM

This thing looks like it will swallow you whole and spit you out its ass.

4. BAG FAG - September 28, 2007 1:42 PM

I wonder if this thing can jerk you off.

5. dr.yosh - September 28, 2007 1:45 PM

I had once a massage with kind of this things...I almost remained trapped in his arm. Fuck the robots! THEY WILL KILL US ALL!

6. Manuel Gonzales - September 28, 2007 2:36 PM

Total Recall

7. flareback - September 28, 2007 8:01 PM

why does it have the arm restraints?

8. Michael Schlabach - September 29, 2007 10:09 AM

It looks like an updated version of a torture machine from the year 1459.

9. Maddy - October 1, 2007 2:47 AM

i wouldn`t trust a mean looking machine with arm restraints, and don`t tell me that`s for "wrist massage". it is one scary chair!

Sep 28 2007Robo Massage Chair Will Probably Hurt You

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