Sep 28 2007Prism Glasses Make You Look Like An Ass
The last time I tried to board a plane they told me I was too drunk, so I haven't seen the latest Skymall catalog. Apparently the company is really going after people too lazy to sit up. These "Deluxe" Prism Glasses allow you to lie flat and view a book or television by turning the image 90 degrees. They're also supposed to prevent claustrophobia during an MRI. And at only $50 they're practically giving them away. Too bad I invented this years ago. I taped a mirror to my shoe so I could see up the skirts of women on the subway. Pervert? No sir. Panty aficionado.
Prism Glasses Make You Look Like An Ass [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. blpressure - September 28, 2007 11:08 AM
Not just for planes, I need these for my house. NEVER try putting a plasma screen on the ceiling by yourself. They are very heavy. LCD would work as they're much lighter, but these prisms seems to be the easier option for watching porn lying flat. I said porn, I meant any TV/movie.
2. none - September 28, 2007 11:09 AM
you're fuckin kidding me, you're not only getting ideas from other sites (sometimes weeks and months and even years old) but now you're just straight up linking to them and not putting all the info here..
you're a dumbass..
oh, and if someone posts "first", they should be shot for being a douche bag too..
3. j shlong - September 28, 2007 12:05 PM
Panty aficionado. funny
4. clark - September 28, 2007 12:50 PM
hey none,
you are retarded.
5. Eddy - September 28, 2007 1:12 PM
if you don't like this site then just stop going on.
seriously enough with the bashing.
Panty aficionado. XD
6. Michael Brown - September 28, 2007 2:31 PM
ghay product.
7. Dennis - September 30, 2007 2:50 PM
I have the latest Skymall catalog if you want It I'll mail it to you, I just returned home from Florida on Thursday and accidentally swiped it.
8. naughtyquad - January 21, 2008 2:38 AM
NO EXCUSE FOR IGNORANCE IS THERE - I'M A QUADRIPLEGIC AND THEREFORE PARALYSED AND CAN ONLY READ IN BED WITH THESE GLASSES AS I CAN'T SIT UP!