Sep 5 2007Pirate Vs. Ninja Batteries
Think Geek has come out with both pirate and ninja batteries, because, well, when it comes to powering electronics, sometimes a stupid bunny just doesn't cut it. They only come in AA size and cost $2.99 for 4, which is a ripoff. It's not like very many of my electronics have see through battery covers so everyone will know my affiliation. "Hey man take the battery cover off the remote and check out what's inside." "Dude, are these freaking ninja batteries? You know pirates would totally kill the hell out of some ninjas." "Nu-uh man, ninjas rule." "Ninjas suck, and I got with your girlfriend last night and we did a little plundering while you were busy playing Shinobi."
Pirate Vs. Ninja Batteries [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Sharona - September 5, 2007 11:27 AM
What's the point...?
2. dthrt - September 5, 2007 11:31 AM
I would kick his ass for plundering my girlfriend and not letting me watch.!
3. bagheerajane - September 5, 2007 11:32 AM
If they put these in the kid's electronic toy aisle, they'll sell. Kids will want them. Actually, I know of some grown men who'll want them too. Sad.
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4. Sam - September 5, 2007 11:32 AM
from what I hear, if you mix them they explode like all those Dell laptops.
5. bagheerajane - September 5, 2007 11:32 AM
shoot. not first. sorry bout that.
6. farming cacti - September 5, 2007 11:34 AM
I wouldn't say it's a ripoff...energizer batteries are the same cost.
7. farming cacti - September 5, 2007 11:35 AM
take that back. they are 2 dollars more. so its really not a ripoff. depending on quality of course....but still, you piss me off
8. clark - September 5, 2007 11:36 AM
hahhaa! yeah now they just need to make see through battery cartridges. which would actually be cool if you used the type of batteries that show you how much juice is left in them.
9. dthrt - September 5, 2007 11:43 AM
Batteries don't actually have visible "juice", in case you didn't know. It's not like a little combustion engine that runs out of gas. It's be sweet if they were like that, though...
10. dthrt - September 5, 2007 11:44 AM
Yes, I'm just having at you, so STFU and save your comments.
11. Violet Sin - September 5, 2007 11:57 AM
Heh... I want some of those for my vibrator.
Oh, btw,
Pirates>Ninjas.
12. clark - September 5, 2007 2:50 PM
whatever deathrot. you know what i mean!
13. CAPITALLETTERS - September 5, 2007 3:14 PM
I feel quite inclined, should I ever meet the spastic that conceived the idea for these, to kick their carer unconscious so that they're unable to prevent me screaming in their presumably fat and disabled faces.
14. CAPITALLETTERS - September 5, 2007 3:17 PM
P.S. Everyone click the link in this new kid, "Violet Sin"'s name - ridiculous choice of pseudonym, by the way - there's a guy posted recently whose avatar is his own minuscule penis, flaccid. Quite self-affirming, and also hysterical.
15. Serras - September 6, 2007 7:43 AM
having fun with a full-length conversation with urself?
16. Ashninja - September 6, 2007 4:42 PM
I will be taking 1 lifetime supply of these in ninja of course.
17. Joel Rifkin - September 6, 2007 11:18 PM
How about Jews vs. Muslims batteries?
18. betch - September 7, 2007 1:46 AM
what's the deal with pirates and ninjas anyway?
i could beat them simultaneously in a fair duel anyway.
19. Sariki-chan - May 22, 2008 9:48 PM
Ninja's would TOTALLY kick pirate ass! The ninja's skill and stealth are beautiful under the full moon and a blanket of darkness...and yet, I am drawn to the rough and careless ways of the pirate as well, hmmm...