Sep 27 2007MP3 Player Cures Acne
It just makes sense. Take an MP3 player, add some sort of facial cleansing ionizer, and boom, best product ever. The Mpion is a 128 MB (!!) MP3 player that you rub on your face to release acne cleansing ions. I love rubbing electronics on my face as much as the next guy, but this thing is ridiculous. I bet it doesn't work. AND it costs $181. "Are you making out with an MP3 player?" "No, I'm cleansing my face and preventing acne." "You're wasting your time." "Damn, you're right. I'm one beat up bitch."
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Reader Comments
1. blpressure - September 27, 2007 1:19 PM
Other than the 128 MB, AWESOME! Of all the products ever featured here I need this one the most. I got more spots on my face than Britney's fat ass!
2. blpressure - September 27, 2007 1:20 PM
Also, how is making out with your MP3 player any more embarrassing than shaving your nuts in your office with a USB shaver?
3. blpressure - September 27, 2007 1:26 PM
Such easy to follow translated instructions too.
"Whenever the power source button is pushed, [- [it can designate the change of the + ion] as the ion].
Please select the desired ion treatment
- 0 ion mode
Discernibly, being accustomed to inhaling the soiling finely, there is the function which makes the skin clean.
- 0 ion mode
0 ion utilizes the quality the electron to repel, operates the make-up aqueous amount of use, does the help which is expanded to the whole skin"
WTF is "being accustomed to inhaling the soiling finely"????? Is it related to scat?
4. Manuel Gonzales - September 27, 2007 2:40 PM
I had a 128MB MP3 player about 10 YEARS AGO
5. blpressure - September 27, 2007 3:26 PM
You had an MP3 player in 1997? Did you have a Delorean with working flux capacitor too Manuel?
6. Michael Brown - September 27, 2007 7:10 PM
lol when oh when will Chinese companies hire a proper translator to push their mass manufactured crap on us? I mean, don't they pay people to do this job? I mean, at least pass it by some 6th grade kid for $5, instead of churning it through a random word generator.
7. Tim - September 27, 2007 7:37 PM
what about bu back acne (bacne) and my ass acne? will it cure those?
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