Sep 13 2007Laptop Mount For Your Dorm Bunkbed
This is kind of a neat idea, and I'm a huge fan of anything that lets me be lazier, but it leaves me still wanting something more. I mean you go to college to 1. drink beer 2. get laid, and 3. try to do both at the same time. Despite the Jim Beam poster in the back, I imagine this kid is still eyeing first from the dugout. Now I'm not saying this guy has never touched a boobie or anything, because we all know that will never happen, I'm just saying he may be the world's biggest masturbator.
A few more and a painful video after the jump.
Laptop Mount For Your Dorm Bunkbed [techeblog]
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Reader Comments
1. clark - September 13, 2007 4:20 PM
agreed.
FIST(me).
2. SexyMan - September 13, 2007 4:22 PM
Firs----------second
3. missa - September 13, 2007 4:24 PM
what's the other mounted keyboard for? a spare?
4. Nat - September 13, 2007 4:39 PM
The real question is: Can you type without the computer rolling away? 'Cos it seems really good at not staying in one place.
5. KC - September 13, 2007 4:46 PM
It's obvious that he just wants to jack off to internet porn while in his bed.
6. Jab - September 13, 2007 5:18 PM
More like dorkbed!
7. Lindsay - September 13, 2007 5:52 PM
so thats cool, but...
how does he TYPE?
8. Kaye - September 13, 2007 8:32 PM
@ #7
He can't, not for long periods of time. That laptop is only for watching porn.
9. pj - September 13, 2007 9:18 PM
I suspect the other keyboard is wireless; that is how he types.
and just to clarify..... I am the worlds biggest masturbator, not some college kid, ME, and my freakishly large genitalia!
10. Martin - September 14, 2007 1:42 AM
He seems to have a hard time deciding where he wants his laptop. Perhaps he should have tought of that before he built the mount...
11. Martin - September 14, 2007 1:43 AM
Oh, and he needs to either A) fix his remote or B) log into Vista before he tries to use it.
12. Manuel Gonzales - September 14, 2007 9:29 AM
As mentioned in earlier posts, this is obviously a deluxe jerk-off setup. He might as well mount a roll of paper towels on the wall.
13. Ashley - September 14, 2007 11:43 AM
Judging from how clean his room is (organized hat collection? HOW has this failed to be mentioned?), this kid has not only never touched a boob, but he has a maximum of three friends.
14. Ed Said - September 14, 2007 12:51 PM
I'm glad we all see the potential of this as a masturbation-station, but IMHO the screen is too far away for the size it is. All he needed to do is mount a large flat/thin monitor up there hooked up to computer/laptop elsewhere, and still use his other mounted keyboard to type. I'd give that dorkbed a try.
15. zirtan - September 14, 2007 1:29 PM
Does anyone saw the porn movie on the tv???? In the pic two?
16. drunkenbeastie - September 14, 2007 2:32 PM
wait...the rolly computer is mounted where his roomate should be. why else would anyone past the age of 12 sleep in a bunkbed? nice velcro'd remotes, tho.
17. Strawberry23 - September 14, 2007 7:47 PM
your criticism sounds like you protest too much, could only mean one thing, you have no friends, have never been laid and masturbate way too much maybe if you all built one yourselves you could bring a chick back and get her into bed to watch a dvd - losers
18. skyhunter - October 7, 2007 12:21 AM
Wow. What a bunch of judgmental assholes we have here...