Sep 21 2007Head Massager Looks Very, Very Stupid
Despite this guy's best "thinking man" pose, he still looks like a complete ass. I can't quite pinpoint the cause, but I think it might have something to do with the giant bit of retarded he's got there on his head. The Head Spa, from Edmund Scientific, is a "revolutionary" head massager. It runs $50, and "the patented design is lightweight and easy to use while at your office desk, or on the morning commute." About that. Try wearing this at the ol' cubicle and see how much longer they keep you around. The last time I checked the purpose of a massage was not to look like someone who ate paint chips as a kid and got kicked in the head by a mule.
Head Massager Looks Very, Very Stupid [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. VALKOR - September 21, 2007 3:04 PM
What the hell. I wouldn't be comfortable with that thing on my head
2. fristicus - September 21, 2007 3:04 PM
first! and stupid - not me the thingie
3. Valkor - September 21, 2007 3:55 PM
well your not first and now you do look stupid!
4. nominus - September 21, 2007 3:59 PM
Why the f*** are sex toys always meant to help out women. And now, what, they think were gonna wear these toys for them. Wait, you think I'm gonna do what down there? Uh, sorry hunny, I hope you kept the receipt, cuz it ain't gonna happen.
5. ash - September 21, 2007 4:15 PM
we'll probably find out 20 years from now that it causes cancer.
6. Anonymous - September 21, 2007 4:59 PM
This looks like the Virtual Sex helmet from the movie Demolition Man. If you haven't seen that movie then go find it and watch it, cuz it's good and it has this thing in it starring a totally different role than a "massager."
7. MeanMofo - September 21, 2007 5:02 PM
That guy in the picture must feel like a complete and utter douche wearing that silver plastic piece of shite on his head!!
8. KC - September 21, 2007 5:16 PM
It's a Professor Xavier thinking hat.
9. nominus - September 21, 2007 5:33 PM
Is that so #8? In that case, what the hell was it thinking?
10. KC - September 21, 2007 9:35 PM
#9, he's thinking "I look like an idiot."
11. Anonymous Coward - September 21, 2007 10:07 PM
Clearly it is a TRON hat
12. Bob the mul - September 22, 2007 7:12 AM
Caption compo
Tom Cruise thought the time was right to introduce the official Scientology storm trooper helmet. "This will teach them to laugh at us!?"
Ironically he was right...
13. Mandi - September 22, 2007 1:35 PM
What's Tom Cruise doing with that alien life form on his head?
14. rob - September 22, 2007 2:29 PM
there's been too many posts here lately. i can't keep up
15. Valeria - September 22, 2007 2:38 PM
#3: You're*
And now YOU look stupid too :)
16. Morono - September 22, 2007 3:34 PM
Demolition man is one of the best movies ever made
and this thing is absolutely ridiculous
17. Ed Said - September 22, 2007 5:36 PM
Will this slide as a helmet for a motorcycle rider? All they need to do is partner up with helmet makers and some people will go for it. But only if you have to wear the helmet by law, otherwise, it's just another failed product.
18. Robert - September 24, 2007 1:02 AM
Haha, that's so funny. Why would someone want their head massaged?
19. Sam - September 24, 2007 1:57 AM
TROJAN MANNN
20. dr.yosh - September 24, 2007 9:57 AM
f*** them and their plastic crap. Besides, he is gay.
21. Michael Brown - September 24, 2007 7:29 PM
omfg that would look soooo awesome with my tron costume. pwned!
I bet they told the guy - "don't worry, we don't actually have the product so we'll photoshop it on after. "
22. coolsasa - October 10, 2007 9:07 PM
I cant bear the strange equipment putting on my head, nomatter it is really useful or not.