Sep 7 2007Grenade Alarm Clock Is Not Explosive
No matter how hard I try I always wake up in the morning. I'm getting tired (!) of it. Because leaving the bed sucks, I try to make the experience as pleasant as possible. That's where the hookers and drugs come into play. If that's not for you, then check this puppy out. It's a Hand Grenade Alarm Clock from Toyo Trading that you have to chuck at the wall (or ceiling fan) to turn off. Pretty clever eh? Yeah, I don't know about it either. I'm sticking to mine, which is two breasts you have to rub tenderly in order to turn off. It's called my girlfriend, and she always wakes me up in the morning talking about how handsome I am and how I'm the world's sexiest lover.
Grenade Alarm Clock Is Not Explosive [therawfeed]
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Reader Comments
1. Diarreah - September 7, 2007 9:53 AM
Too bad your "girlfriend" is explosive. ;P
2. daBomb - September 7, 2007 10:28 AM
Yeah, that's awesome. So every morning you throw your alarm clock across the room, breaking your other shit with it, then you have to find it so that the next day when it goes off, you can throw it again. That's incredibly stupid.
3. SuperStoned420 - September 7, 2007 11:31 AM
That's awesome.
4. mac - September 7, 2007 12:12 PM
Wouldn't it have been better if the pin in the grenade came out and the alarm made noise until you put the pin back in?
5. Superevil - September 7, 2007 2:33 PM
Yea your girlfriend tells me the same thing as well, with the addition of the "world's largest wang"
6. Rockis - September 8, 2007 12:08 AM
"two breasts you have to rub tenderly in order to turn off."
Out of context it sounds pretty neat on your skills.
7. durgah - September 9, 2007 12:56 PM
Is it really a good idea to give your girlfriend more practice at throwing things?
8. maczada - October 6, 2007 10:31 AM
Usually when I rub my girl's breasts, it turns her "on."
Good job on turning yours off, though.