Sep 14 2007Fire Extinguisher Simulator Not Thrilling

Seeing how today is, uh, National Fire and Firehose and Fireman Day, I've decided to post more about fire. Safety training company BullEx Digital Safety has developed a fire extinguishing training system, that is scheduled to drop next month. Basically you watch a crappy looking fire on a crappy looking monitor and point a crappy ass fire extinguisher with green lasers at it to put it out. Whatever happened to starting real fires in the parking lot and letting your employees go at it with whatever they wanted? For the same price of this training system I will personally come to your place of business and burn that mother down. Screw a simulation, you need real world experience.
Fire Extinguisher Simulator Not Thrilling [therawfeed]
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Reader Comments
1. daguz - September 14, 2007 12:11 PM
I simulate a fire extinguisher every couple of hours....
2. Ed Said - September 14, 2007 12:30 PM
This would be awesome for a party type atmosphere, getting dancing girls in cages to spray people and walls with the fake fire extinguisher laser sprayer, looking all hot and bothered. Anyway, I'll stop now before I give myself a seizure.
3. Doofus A roofus - September 14, 2007 1:45 PM
We don't need no steenking water, let the motherf**cker BURN!!
4. imscuba - September 15, 2007 1:29 AM
get the gas can pooky, lets burn this moherfu*ker down!
5. Firefella - September 15, 2007 1:31 AM
Would this fit in my ass?
6. Socrazy - September 17, 2007 11:07 AM
This'll be great during Christmas when I have the fake fireplace playing on t.v. **rolls eyes**