Sep 12 2007Ice Cream Machine Cures Sadness
Dr. Whippy is an ice cream machine with a twist. It uses voice stress analysis to determine a user's degree of unhappiness based on a list of predetermined questions, and then gives the sad bastard an appropriate amount of ice cream. More yummy goodness the sadder you are. I can see it now, my girlfriend tearing the damn thing open and faceplanting right in the ice cream bucket. Not because she's depressed, but because she loves ice cream and is fat. As hell.
Dr. Whippy Ice Cream Machine Cures Sadness [uberreview]
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Reader Comments
1. That guy - September 12, 2007 6:08 PM
Perfect for fat emo kids
2. Mandi - September 12, 2007 7:31 PM
And for women with uber PMS.
"MY VAGINA HURTS!"
Two scoops.
3. wisp - September 12, 2007 9:09 PM
The fucking fat jokes aren't funny. Don't turn this site into the goddamn superficial.
4. RandomNigel - September 12, 2007 9:52 PM
What about those poor kids on Prozac?
What are they supposed to do?
5. ilovejb - September 12, 2007 10:12 PM
I love fat jokes. I neeeeed fat jokes. Haha - fat people. Maybe throw in a slam or two on the handicapped and the ice cream machine will never give me any again.
6. clark - September 13, 2007 10:12 AM
god i love soft serve. and donuts.
7. drunkenbeastie - September 13, 2007 1:48 PM
has that young man been shoving the ice cream cone in his ear or the picture just misleading?
8. Steve - September 16, 2007 11:50 AM
Man, the writers suddenly got funny.