Sep 14 2007Darth Vader Lamp Scares Children
Collectors Gallery is selling these Darth Vader nightlights for $40. It looks pretty damn sweet except for that stupid material they made the top of his head out of. It looks like his freaking brain is exposed. I mean this is Darth f'ing Vader we're talking about here, let's do him some justice. Just a heads up though, be careful putting this by the bed if you're easily frightened. I had a storm trooper one awhile ago and in the middle of the night I woke up, saw it, pissed myself, and then left my girlfriend to sleep in it while I crashed on the couch. And that was only a paltry storm trooper. Imagine what Vader would have done to me. I'm not ruling out the possibility of a moderate to serious #2 accident.
Darth Vader Lamp Scares Children [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. Doofus A roofus - September 14, 2007 1:41 PM
Darth Vader is from Battlestar Galactica...?
2. CAPITALLETTERS - September 14, 2007 1:46 PM
OMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOGM WHY IS HIS ORENG?
3. Ruprick - September 14, 2007 3:30 PM
Looks like vader has an afro
4. MeanMofo - September 14, 2007 9:32 PM
I have one of these...but the clear Christmas tree bulb inside burned out.
5. Darth Vader - September 15, 2007 1:30 AM
You mock me... I will use the force to make your nipples triple in both size and number.
6. letsplaywithfire666 - September 15, 2007 10:38 AM
lol so f***ing funny.may the force be with u.
7. Mikey B - September 15, 2007 2:46 PM
Wait - you bought one of these and you say you have a girl sleeping in your bed? One of these tales is surely a lie.
8. Kayli - May 29, 2009 5:58 PM
I've got a Spiderman lamp like this. The whole thing is made out of that stupid melted plastic.