Sep 25 2007Colorlight DVD Sets The Mood
Huge flatscreens are okay for watching movies and all, but who needs a movie when you can have slowly rotating colors? For $25 you can pick up the Color Light DVD from Charles & Marie, and then drive off a cliff for being stupid.
This DVD softly rotates through a series of wonderful colors in all sorts of hues and creates a wonderfully pleasant mood...If you fancy a particular color, you can simply pause the DVD there and savor hmmm maybe some soft green or a little hot pink – all depending on what your mood is like that moment...So, for the next cocktail eve you've got planned, you might want to throw on the telly for a little – mood enhancing...
Jesus, what in the hell is going on? A mood color DVD for cocktail eves? What the hell is a cocktail eve anyway? Is that when you go downtown and get so drunk you pee into the Golden Tee golf game? Because if so then I've hosted those before.
Colorlight DVD Sets The Mood [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Li - September 25, 2007 12:19 PM
First!! hahahha
2. Lauren - September 25, 2007 12:33 PM
That's very interesting, I wonder if anyone will buy it.... I kind of want to... psh!
3. J - September 25, 2007 12:34 PM
I've been at some clubs that have this. It's alright. Nothing to have at home or anything. It's basically faux art
4. blpressure - September 25, 2007 1:08 PM
I'd consider it if all my walls were lined with flat screens, therefore colorlight walls. No need to wallpaper or paint ever again. Actually fuck the colorlight if I had walls lined with screens I'd run Curb Your Enthusiasm 24/7. When Susie gets mad, I get horny.
5. hello - September 25, 2007 1:09 PM
why is this new writer such a cynical bastard. rather attacking products because of your utter "coolness" have the some fun and creativity outside of quips applauding yourself.
6. Zaratustra - September 25, 2007 6:35 PM
Careful, 'Hello', if that even is your real name. The commenters here are very wary of criticism and will promptly set on you with yelps of 'DUR IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GO AWAY' and 'HUR HUR U SUK'.
7. XenoX - September 26, 2007 4:49 AM
If it had some awesome art or some kind of visual interest other than a flat colour, it would be cool. But currently I think this is pointless.
8. bob - September 26, 2007 11:33 AM
Wouldn't it be just as easy to make this your self?? Like, why pay $25 for something that would probably cost you like 15 cents to do yourself.
9. vixen - September 26, 2007 3:06 PM
i kinda agree with 'hello'.
i love this site, i do. but the penis jokes are getting old.
it's not that clever when it's all you got.
10. anus - September 28, 2007 5:30 AM
It's just like burning a whole bunch of coloured jpegs onto a dvd and playing it on a dvd player. except you pay 25 bucks for it. genius.