USB Stripper
Well for all of you out there that have given up on ever getting laid, there may be hope yet. You might at least get to see one more naked lady in your life (besides your mother), and for you it's the USB powered stripper (of course you'll have to scrape her painted bikini off first with your car keys)! For 169,00 DK you can have a plastic Barbie glued to a pole that
gyrates and rubs up and down her pole in time to the flashing lights and backing music.
Sound too good to be true? It probably is. Better luck in the next life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get ready for a date, my centerfold girlfriends are coming over to play twister.
Just kidding guys, I have faith in you. Get out there and touch a boobie (a real one - and legally).
USB Stripper [Gadgets.dk]
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