Aug 8 2007The Piss Screen toilet game
The Piss-Screen is a pressure-sensitive inlay for urinals that lets you play a game with your pee. It was designed for bars so people would take a taxi instead of driving home drunk. The game is modeled after Need for Speed so that people end up crashing if their reaction is too slow. After crashing, the game flashes the message: "Too pissed to drive? Take a Taxi instead!” Although if they really want to keep people from driving drunk, they should've invested in my idea: it's a toilet that measures your blood alcohol level, and if it's too high, a fist flies out of the wall and knocks you out. And then I come by and take your wallet. Everybody wins!
The Piss Screen [Official Site]
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Reader Comments
1. Amy - August 8, 2007 2:10 PM
Because the drunkards are clearly in a position to put two and two together like that.
2. drunkenbeastie - August 8, 2007 2:15 PM
i pity whoever has to clean up those bathrooms at the end of the night. eventually someone is going to have to make a sharp turn...
3. Duckypoo - August 8, 2007 2:37 PM
I'm not sure I want to be next to the drunk when he missing wilding and pisses all over the place. BAD IDEA!
4. The Ninja Trebuchet - August 8, 2007 2:43 PM
The real game is to try to piss on the screen
5. Manuel Gonzales - August 8, 2007 2:44 PM
People will be pissing all over themselves!
6. DavieCee - August 8, 2007 3:06 PM
Does the screen read: "Press to Start"?
You sure you really wanna be doing that!?
Shouldnt it be motion sensitive?
7. Amy - August 8, 2007 3:21 PM
Lol I think it actually says "piss to start"
8. Smartass - August 8, 2007 3:21 PM
Like I need a reason to play with myself at a public urinal.
Puuuuleeeese.
9. TQ - August 8, 2007 3:39 PM
I lol'd at #8.
At the risk of sounding picky - shouldnt there at least be physical barrier (shield) on either side to spare your neighbor the result of a car crash?
10. vªnman - August 8, 2007 5:15 PM
But, you can only play for as long as you're pissing? And it's all controlled by where you're aiming your stream? What if mine tilts left? Does it compensate? I'm talking like sharply to the left, I gotta stand sideways like I'm playing baseball. But it does look cool.
11. SuperStoned420 - August 8, 2007 6:09 PM
They should install Pong so i can play with other men.
12. RandomNigel - August 8, 2007 6:16 PM
"reaction time"?
How the hell does that work? "Oh no, a tree! I must pee to the left!!!" *pees on the floor*
13. buzz_clik - August 8, 2007 8:46 PM
But if you want to put in the hours and get really good at the game, you're going to have to get hammered every day. Nice one, Piss Screen inventors. You just gave a whole heap of obsessive gamers liver problems, you f***s.
14. michelleeee - August 9, 2007 2:46 AM
The hell. So girls don't get drunk and need taxis?
And we can't really playyy the same way either.
I actually kinda wanna play now. huh.
15. beckyg - August 9, 2007 12:57 PM
Now I'm really jealous since this ain't possible for me being female n' all.
16. edgar - August 12, 2007 1:38 AM
best invention if you lived in my city were police make barricades to arrest drunk people driving 2 thousand odllars fool monterrey mexico sucks
17. dougie!! - November 7, 2007 10:44 AM
dude that piss urinal is f***in awesome!! get me one!!