Aug 9 2007Sliding Cell Phone Holder

If you're anything like me, you like to be up to date on the latest trends in cell phone technology. Well this isn't one of them - it is however, I guess, an innovation of some sort - but I can safely say there will be no trend. Some kid who obviously grew up watching way too many Batman and Spiderman cartoons invented a freaking sliding cell phone holder that attaches to the wrist. Nothing quite says "I just gave you a fake ass number" like some dingleberry trying to get your digits with this thing strapped on.
Sliding Cell Phone Holder [Patently Silly]
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Reader Comments
1. fdjdyjdy - August 9, 2007 12:15 PM
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME???!!?
2. fdjdyjdy - August 9, 2007 12:17 PM
damn, they actually use the Taxi Driver comment in THEIR comments!
Are you copying me? Are you copying ME??!!?!
3. vÂȘnman - August 9, 2007 12:42 PM
This kid obviously doesn't understand industry standards when it comes to technical drawings. Silly boy, his thumb should have been represented by a Phantom Line in the second view, not a Hidden Line. Another thing, where the f*** is the Bill of Materials? Until I see a B.O.M., I'm entirely convinced he just drew hypothetical long rectangles, instead of actually designing a working mechanism.
4. SuperStoned420 - August 9, 2007 1:47 PM
Travis Bickle is gonna kill that dude.
5. Jacket Off - August 9, 2007 3:06 PM
It's more Wild, Wild West than Batman or Spiderman. However, at least Jim West had sliding guns, not a weak-ass flip phone.
6. SuperStoned420 - August 10, 2007 3:54 AM
#5 Jim West? You mean the tuna guy?
7. Dante - October 10, 2007 3:12 PM
Sounds like a Batman toy