Aug 20 2007Rocklighter Website for Concerts
Some wackjob (read: wackjob) has made a website that shows a close-up of a lighter flame. Why you ask? Well of course it's so you can navigate to it on your cell phone at concerts and have a fake flame to wave around like an idiot. Nobody has lighters anymore? How are you supposed to light fireworks and cigarettes? The last time I was at a concert and it was time to wave lighters, I caught the guy next to me waving a cell phone (he wasn't even using the flame!), so I set his hair on fire. Several skin grafts later and he's still stupid. I hope this has taught you all a valuable life lesson.
Official Site [via ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. icwiener - August 20, 2007 10:54 AM
dont be a jerk always carry a lighter cause thats what smokey the bear says....or is it dont start little kids on fire....i can never remember which.
and first
2. Daniel - August 20, 2007 11:06 AM
haha...flameproof suits ftw!
3. clark - August 20, 2007 11:33 AM
haha. better yet light the douche with the phone on fire and wave him around at the concert.
4. Bnew - August 20, 2007 12:29 PM
I didn't know Motley Cru reunited.
5. aldog - August 20, 2007 5:01 PM
haha perfect timing. I went to 311 last week and was in conflict between not having a lighter, and not wanting to use my phone. Thanks for finding me a happy medium =)
hah.
6. RandomNigel - August 20, 2007 9:58 PM
Actually pretty clever idea.
Nice for us non-smokers out there.
7. eddy - August 21, 2007 12:27 PM
At Blizzcon, the band Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftan asked everyone in the room not to wave around their lighters, but to open up their cellphones, PDAs, and any other light making digital devices. It was a beautiful glowing sea of absolute nerdyness.
8. Jeffrey - August 21, 2007 3:39 PM
#7 - Yeah, I've heard of them doing that kind of crap at PAX also. I'm in firm agreement with #3. Lighters are like what $.99. Point number 2, I personally don't feel comfortable waving around a $300 piece of hardware at a CONCERT. Thats just asking for something stupid to happen. Final words, just buy a damn lighter. I mean you never know when you're gonna get kidnapped and dropped off on a desert island with no supplies other than what you have in your pockets. Will you see me rubbing 2 sticks together, hell no.