Aug 31 2007Robotic Cats Don't Pee On Electronics

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Sega Toys has released a line of robotic cats in Japan, because, um, people can't care for real cats. The cats interact with you and when you pull their tails they hiss (just like mine!) Unlike mine though, they don't tear up furniture or pee on your electronics. Another thing they don't do is drink liquids, because I fed one a dish of milk and the damn thing's head shot off and caught fire. Despite the drawbacks, I'll just stick to analog cats.

Video advertisement after the jump.

I'm not totally sure, because Japanese is one of the few languages I'm not fluent in, but I think the guy says "All Americans are stupid and will totally buy this" at the beginning of the clip.

Robotic Cats Don't Pee On Electronics [therawfeed]

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yeah, that happened to my last furby. somehintg about "keep out of water". whatever that means

well, at least parents are beginning to teach kids what's really involved in owning a pet: http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Forever-Theresa-Doll-Mika/dp/B000ELIXAO

If there“s a God up there, and I know there is, he will totally smite the people who buy this crap.
Not for adoring idols, but for being impecable morons, and a total disgrace for the human race.
A loving god would not allow the seed of such imbeciles to spread among His prey.
LIGHTNING BOLT, FIRE AND HAIL!!!

I bought one of these exact same cats from a canadian toys-r-us in november 2006. way to be on top of the latest technology!

So basically, all the damn thing does is meow and hiss? Wow, THAT is entertainment right there! I am buying 10 of them so I can be the crazy old cat lady some day, just sitting in the corner, eating cat food and pulling all the cats' tails, making them hiss! Woo~

That's not pulling a tail.. that's ball cupage. I think he stuck his finger in its ass near the end there.

Why on earth should a normal person loose time petting something so horrible and... mmhh.. yes, did I mention it's a damn THING and not an animal??
So sad... I think I'll use the same amount of time having *my* tail pulled by my girlfriend. Sounds more entertaining.

creepy, pointless and not even pretty. they've got horrible faces.

I actually have one of those, except I'm not in Japan. Bandai released them in America about 5 years ago :). The only difference is that mine is laying down. I also think that mine is broken because even when I pet it it still hisses at me...

Um, aren't these just FurReal Friends? I have one, but I prefer my real cats. These are lame.

ya, these are toys that have been out at all the big toy stores for like a year and a half.

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@ 12. bob - September 2, 2007 1:54 PM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP MIND FUCKING FAGGET

Hmm, chain geekologie posts? ...nice
Also, it says American Shorthair...dude...

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