Aug 14 2007Robot Bartender
If you don't like talking to anyone when getting drunk, then check out the Digital Beverages MyFountain (which we will now refer to as the Robot Bartender). It basically looks like a monster piece of crap that sits on a counter with a touchscreen that makes drinks. It holds 12 bottles of liquid happiness and can be programmed to make any drink with said bottles. The only real benefit I see in this thing is it not knowing when to cut you off. Oh, and don't tell me that damn thing squeezed those pieces of fruit out its pipe. How did those get there, Mr. Bartender Robot?
Robot Bartender [OhGizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. joeypants - August 14, 2007 3:30 PM
My first time being first and I'm not even gonna make a big deal out of me being the first to comment.
2. supercheese - August 14, 2007 3:45 PM
can it mix everything at once? If not then it's useless
3. Joe Mamma - August 14, 2007 3:48 PM
Will it listen to me rant about that whore ex girlfriend of mine or offer advice about the slut at the end of my kitchen table?
4. vªnman - August 14, 2007 3:53 PM
If it can be programmed to whip up a batch of meth, then hats off. Also, it has to let me steal its tips.
5. Shawn - August 14, 2007 5:55 PM
It would seriously lower liquor costs though. Talk about perfect mixes.
6. Pedro - August 15, 2007 1:17 AM
I already got one of those, except it is not made out of metal and plastic. It is organic and goes by the name Miguel. He mixes all my drinks and never says a word, as long as dont report him to INS
7. SuperStoned420 - August 15, 2007 3:35 AM
The Robo bartender from The Fifth Element is still better looking. This asshole has a long way to go.
8. farmingcacti - August 15, 2007 4:13 AM
someone shut up this new guy. jesus.
9. Davis - August 15, 2007 11:55 PM
This is the best thing on the site in a while.