Aug 30 2007Pac Man Rug Is Cool

Our Children's Gorilla, perhaps the worst named, and most expensive store for children, is selling this ultra sweet Pac Man rug. It measures about 7' x 10', and is allegedly one of only two in existence, made from 100% wool in beautiful Portugal. The price though, at $1,800 is, well, a lot of money for a video game themed rug. My bearskin rug didn't even cost that, I just had to wrestle that bastard to the ground and skin him with my teeth. Now he resides in front of the fireplace, where he's seen more than his fair share of toothless hookers I've picked up at the bus station.
Pac Man Rug Is Cool [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Ace - August 30, 2007 3:19 PM
Me waaants.
2. Derek - August 30, 2007 3:38 PM
Could someone please explain to me why the yellow pill is running from Space Invaders in a maze?
3. DavieCee - August 30, 2007 4:50 PM
Because, if you look at the actual product description, it's a Pac-Man THEMED rug.
Probably couldnt get the copyright.
4. proteon - August 30, 2007 6:38 PM
Whybrid
5. buzz_clik - August 30, 2007 9:07 PM
#2 - Conversions done during this era of gaming were notoriously less than accurate. And I'll wager that this rug is more playable than the Atari 2600 version.
#4 - Whybrids are so fetch.
6. buzz_clik - August 30, 2007 9:18 PM
Oh, and just to be übernerd, isn't this a Mrs. Pac-Man rug?
Don't hate me just because I'm smart.
7. Batman - August 31, 2007 2:15 AM
As if kids will even know what pac-man is.
8. Commodore Pabst - August 31, 2007 4:53 AM
Brings new meaning to the term "rug muncher". And it's big enough for me to embarrass myself on, in the event that my mother should walk into the room while I'm "combing my hair".
9. Ted - August 31, 2007 7:24 AM
Another overated bit of gaming trash, like any members of the opposite sex would see this rug and think 'damn, thats a hot rug'. It just looks tacky.
And Commodore, wtf are you talking about, isnt it 'carpet muncher' and what exactly is it your doing when your meant to be 'combing your hair' as its not like the act of combing your hair can be confused with anything.
10. uruwai - August 31, 2007 10:31 AM
As a kid, I would be ashamed if my parents had ever played a game like this.
Just LOOK AT IT!!!
Why play that shit when you have HALO 2?
BOOOOOM HEADSHOT!
11. Sara - August 31, 2007 1:46 PM
Ted - "Rug Muncher" means the same thing as "Carpet Muncher" and I'm assuming by "combing his hair" he meant pubic hair.
12. Commodore Pabst - September 1, 2007 1:06 AM
lol. noOb.
13. Fin - May 20, 2008 5:17 AM
PAC-MAN WILL LIVE FOREVER!!
14. carl dusek - February 27, 2011 11:17 PM
i also have a Pac man area rug with the blue backround and pac man borader
with what looks to be the copie write date done by hand.