Aug 9 2007Japanese Hurt Your Privates Game

This gameshow is part of the reason I'm moving to Japan. It's just way cooler over there. I mean they don't even KICK the contestants in the privates, they built a machine to do it. BRILLIANT! It seems that THIS is closest American equivalent, and it just looks, um, like nothing I would be caught participating in (I don't do elephant walks either). I used to play a game similar to the Japanese version with a friend where we would ask each other trivia questions and if you got it incorrect you got kicked in the you know what. But one day I answered wrong and had to kill my friend. Not that it would have hurt anyways, because, you know, I have privates of steel. That's right ladies - steel. If that's good. If not, then they're the regular material, just huge.

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Anywho this game rocks!! Why cant we have this over here stateside, with like angry monkeys with hammers or something hitting you instead. Or that angry school nun we had when we were kids.. scary yet sad..

This is a comment for the hidden messages for cameras since I can't comment there: I want some of that stuff. Let's just say I know some people who are going to be having ghosts mysteriously show up in their photos.

Personally, I think diamond wangs are the best. Nothing harder in the world, or more precious...

I'm not normally one to say this, but this video is so OLD. It's still hilarious, but I expected better (and newer) from geekologie.com ... next thing we know you will be posting the Japanese gameshow that takes place in a library.

that orange wearing dude was in the silent library show too.. think he's a king among men, in a masochist way.

the silent library skit and this one are both from the same variety show called 'gaki no tsukai' (brat's errand?)

It's from a show called "Downtown no gaki no tsukai ya arahende!!" (Downtown's NOT an errand boy!!) They do a bunch of random comedy skits that usually end in someone being hit.XD Youtube is taking a bunch of the gaki video's down.:( It sucks.

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