Aug 23 2007High Tech Shoes For Prostitutes
From the "Our Street Walkers Need to be Better Equipped" department come the platform shoes for prostitutes. Designed by the Aphrodite Project, these are the latest in greatest in hooker safety.
The shoes have an audible alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers. The shoes are also outfitted with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute's location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. Where there are problematic relations with law enforcement.... the shoes will relay the signal to sex workers' rights groups.
I don't even know what to say about this except that I'm getting them for all my girls. I'm tired of always trying to track them down to demand my money. Now I'll just use the GPS and threaten to run them over with the car.
High Technology Shoes For Prostitutes [therawfeed]
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Reader Comments
1. firsty - August 23, 2007 10:57 AM
me first.
2. saint_andrew - August 23, 2007 11:04 AM
How many prostitutes are going to have that little light bulb above their head and say "i know I won't save this weeks money on crack I think I'll spend it all on a pair of shoes that make me look like a dick, even better they'll have a G.P.S. so the cops can find me wherever I am cos us ho's love the cops"
3. Scatze - August 23, 2007 11:59 AM
I bought a pair for my wife.
4. JP - August 23, 2007 12:26 PM
that gives new meaning to "nerdy prostitutes"
5. TQ - August 23, 2007 1:13 PM
#4 - what was the old meaning? >_<
6. Crowe - August 23, 2007 2:01 PM
@ 5 - your mom.
7. JP - August 23, 2007 2:11 PM
#5 prostitute with geeky attire (for some of those fetish customers) LOL...
8. bagheerajane - August 23, 2007 2:18 PM
Do they come in closed-toe? Labor Day is almost here and every classy hooker like myself knows you can't wear open-toe shoes after Labor Day.
9. kbk - August 23, 2007 5:30 PM
I can't wait to see what happens when they have to walk through a puddle... zzzzzzzzzzzt
10. Lenina - August 23, 2007 6:39 PM
All I can see this used for is pimps keepin' tabs on his hos with the GPS.
11. TheJak - August 23, 2007 7:22 PM
So those are lights on the side right? And dont prostitutes go out at night? So any smart person can see that they have those shoes and not stop to pick them up.
12. Ed Said - August 24, 2007 3:15 AM
Hm, now they just have to link all these shoes with GPS to some hooker locating map so when guys go out to find the hookers, they can just use Google Maps and get directions to the right corner.
13. RandomNigel - August 24, 2007 5:59 PM
Because every hooker needs a police officer by her side, handcuffs at the ready.
14. Jajoo - August 25, 2007 2:00 AM
This would be cool, you could go online and sort the ho's by type, std, etc.
15. XenoX - August 25, 2007 11:53 AM
I wonder how many prostitutes have sex with their shoes on.
16. Twist - October 5, 2007 9:40 PM
What they need is a calculator if it is for the prostitute. Add the sex takeaway for the drugs and you get....
17. excellentshoes - November 27, 2007 2:16 AM
Shoes, man shoes, womens shoes, running shoes at complete shoe store excellent shoes
18. jack - February 28, 2008 9:40 AM
how mani of them keep there shoes on whilst shagging
19. john - February 28, 2008 9:42 AM
prostitutes r cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. steven rite - February 28, 2008 9:43 AM
ive shagged bout 12 prostitutes
21. mr boogle - February 28, 2008 9:46 AM
get ur fannny out u hor i love prostitutes