Aug 8 2007Hiccup Curing Device
So someone has developed a hiccup cure that looks a lot like a milkshake. Call me old fashioned, but the "OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHARK IN THE BOAT!" scare tactic has never done me wrong. And if that doesn't work I'll typically let weight lifters punch me in the stomach until I laugh so hard they go away. You know, now that I think about it- I invented something similar to this last year that looked a lot like a blender (well, it was a blender). And let me tell you- not only did it cure your hiccups, it cured your whole face.
Hiccup Curing Device [Patently Silly]
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Reader Comments
1. dsd dycfhm - August 8, 2007 11:11 AM
Damn, a cure for the whole face is somehting I would sure love to give as a gift to my girlfriend!
2. Joe Mamma - August 8, 2007 11:50 AM
I hear if you drink from the far side of a glass it cures it. That and deep throating weiners cures it too.
3. Funkwich - August 8, 2007 12:39 PM
that girl looks gross, she should really get some business sense and keep her ugly mug away from the camera
4. SuperStoned420 - August 8, 2007 1:43 PM
Maree loved her sippee cup, so much so, she would one day give him a metal skin and penis.
5. Cait - August 8, 2007 3:44 PM
I swear to god, if somebody's hiccuping, say "When was the last time you saw a white horse?" and it'll stop.
6. N00bkiller - August 8, 2007 4:33 PM
ummmm.......whever someone has the hiccups I tell them to chug a drink, works everytime.......arent there better cure to be found...like cancer......
7. Lindsay - August 8, 2007 9:34 PM
I think I saw her on the news here. Since 93.3 FLZ is a local station... haha ...'course they'd be involved. Kinda like how that insane-Britney Spears billboard went over so well..
8. Rusty - August 9, 2007 2:25 AM
wait....so all you have to do to get rid of the hiccups is send an electric shock through your head? Im sure the side-effects would be awesome fun!
9. Jeff Goebel - August 9, 2007 7:11 AM
This guy has been incredibly rude and obnoxious to me, since I have a world famous, prop-free, price free, easy hiccup cure online on my web site for over 10 years. He's bashed me in public and private because my hiccup cure works without a silly cup. He's cross posted over my comments everywhere. Strange things people try to make money wirth.
ALL HICCUP CURES ARE THE SAME HICCUP CURE!