This woman wanted to do something special for her husband's 30th birthday so she ordered a gigantic Optimus Prime birthday cake.
The thing is the size of a toddler (and I'm sure has more calories ^_^). It has brownie dirt complete with fondant grass and the body is made of cake and rice crispy treats.
Kind of puts this Optimus Prime cake to shame, doesn't it? That one was basically a truck and this one is, well, Optimus Prime. And huge. Just like me, ladies. *wink*
Optimus Prime Cake [Flickr via Boing Boing]
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