Aug 30 2007Dork's Car Gets PWNED
First of all there should never be an Oldsmobile with a license plate "PWNAGE" unless you are referring to how much your life sucks and how it seems that God constantly pwns the hell out of your ass for being such a failure. Example: I live a life of constant pwnage -- I found out my girlfriend is humping my roommate, my dog got hit by a dumptruck, and now the world floods and destroys my one joy in life, the Oldsmobile my late grandmother left me. Then it might make sense. Because I think we can all agree the only thing this guy has ever PWNED is his own dangle.
Dork's Car Gets PWNED [therawfeed]
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Reader Comments
1. drzd - August 30, 2007 11:22 AM
Haha, what a dork! He must think it's a '91 Cavalier or something!
2. nominus - August 30, 2007 11:31 AM
maybe it's meant to say "Pawnage". Being that he, and everyone you love, are just pawns in this world. Me, I'm, I dunno, maybe a red checker.
3. icwiener - August 30, 2007 11:37 AM
mabye it was please i bartered this at a pawn shop for a gold watch and a autograph of james van der beek.
4. Manuel Gonzales - August 30, 2007 11:38 AM
Ironic
5. drzd - August 30, 2007 12:46 PM
Ironic yourself, I'm busy!
6. uruwai - August 30, 2007 1:03 PM
See?
God exists, and he has some acid sense of humor.
"PWNAGE you say?"
PWNED!!!!!
And get a new car, you moron!!!
7. John - August 30, 2007 1:13 PM
Hi. Seriously, what does pwn and the variations stand for. Thank you.
8. ErikHK - August 30, 2007 7:31 PM
#7, it's a variant of the old english word "poon" that means own, it was often used when speaking about slaves. "I poon that slave over there".
9. Justin - August 30, 2007 11:16 PM
#8 uh, no.....pwned was just a common misspelling for the word 'owned', same as teh for 'the' and people ran with it. If you were being sarcastic and it went right over my head then I apologize in advance.
10. John - August 31, 2007 12:27 AM
Hi. I'm a linguist, and I tried using what you all shared. There are letters and words from ancient usage, and then there are urban legend and other things that seem to self arise. Please share any other origins or acronym meanings. Thank you. John
11. byrd - August 31, 2007 5:06 AM
Hey, I own an Olds, and surprisingly my grandmother gave it to me too. Granted mine is so much cooler, as its PURPLE. Yeah, beat that people!
12. Commodore Pabst - August 31, 2007 5:20 AM
i had a ford once
13. uruwai - August 31, 2007 10:10 AM
You are all dorks.
I probably shouldn´t tell you this, but one thing you can do is check Wikipedia for "leet speak".
AKA l33t
AKA 1337
AKA 133+
14. flammenwurfer - June 17, 2008 11:48 AM
I have an Oldsmobile just like that only it's gold. Which makes me even dorkier. Plus my license plate says "dnglpwner".
15. Sleeping Dreamer - August 27, 2009 9:19 AM
I'm so ashamed to say I'm from Maine right now.