First of all there should never be an Oldsmobile with a license plate "PWNAGE" unless you are referring to how much your life sucks and how it seems that God constantly pwns the hell out of your ass for being such a failure. Example: I live a life of constant pwnage -- I found out my girlfriend is humping my roommate, my dog got hit by a dumptruck, and now the world floods and destroys my one joy in life, the Oldsmobile my late grandmother left me. Then it might make sense. Because I think we can all agree the only thing this guy has ever PWNED is his own dangle.
Dork's Car Gets PWNED [therawfeed]
Johan Huibers, who may or may yes need to stop eating spicy food before bed, had a dream that part of his native Holland flooded. So what did he do -- wake up and have a cup of coffee? Hell no -- he started construction on a "full-size" replica of Noah's Ark. I, uh, I would ... / Continue →
So apparently they're going to build a full-scale replica of Noah's Ark outside of Cincinnati. How big is full scale? HUUUUUUUUUGE. I think. But apparently still not big enough to accommodate any dinosaurs. It's enough to make a man question his faith.
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This video was taken while on safari and shows a battle between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and two crocodiles at a watering hole in South Africa's Kruger National Park. Throw in Voltron and you've got yourselves a war.
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