Aug 31 2007Cologne Makes You Smell Like Craft Time
Demeter, a fragrance company notorious for their offbeat odors (sushi, humidor, dirt) has released a Crayon scent that is sure to drive the kindergarden ladies wild! At $19 per ounce, it's a little more expensive than melting crayons on yourself, but probably safer. A must have for the under 6 crowd, nothing says "I accidentally glued my genitals to my leg during craft time" like smelling of crayons.
Cologne Makes You Smell Like Craft Time [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. Matthew - August 31, 2007 12:56 PM
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2. uruwai - August 31, 2007 2:08 PM
LAST!!!
Well... do they also have diapers cologne?
But I would definitely kill for "Mrs. Tracy" cologne.
The scent of her turgent boobs still numbs my thought, after... well... a long time.
Yes Mrs. Tracy...
It was me who painted the walls with pastel...
come and take me to the principal´s...
I´ve been a bad boy...
WHAT? Therapy time is already over???
DANG
3. My name is Wepeel - August 31, 2007 2:11 PM
But can you eat it?
4. TetterkeT - September 1, 2007 7:00 AM
Wow, I just found the perfect Christmas gift for all the pedophiles on my block!
5. RandomNigel - September 1, 2007 2:02 PM
Dirt smelling cologne sounds smexeh.
6. BlendTECH - September 2, 2007 4:46 PM
Will it blend?
7. perish hilton - September 13, 2007 7:57 AM
they make a play -doh fragrance too, but i find "angel food" and "honeysuckle" more appealing