Just when I thought today couldn't get any better, I find out that NBC is bringing back American Gladiators! Oh lucky day. Sure ESPN Classic plays reruns (which are awesome), but after you've seen them all dozens of times you're left wanting more. I am so excited! You know, I was actually interviewed to be a gladiator back in the day (I was going to be Kaboom). But during the negotiations process I flew into a roid rage and was caught humping a Coke machine. I haven't heard from them since.
Oh, and if you don't get a boner watching the video after the jump, you're probably dead.
Network Exec 1: What's big right now?
Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone.
Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights.
*both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot*
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