Jul 11 2007 Pixel Mario cake made from cupcake squares

This is a Mario pixel cake made from little cupcake squares. It was for some guy's wedding, which I can't decide is either the coolest wedding cake ever or the worst. No, the worst would definitely be the one I baked out of used condoms. Everybody kept telling me it was a bad idea, but I just didn't listen. Oh man, I should've listened.
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Reader Comments
1. steve - July 11, 2007 7:30 PM
first
It's not really a -CAKE-, though... oO;;
2. joflo - July 11, 2007 7:39 PM
yes! absolutely! pixalation with cupcakes. i love it.
3. jackblaster - July 11, 2007 7:42 PM
i would like one of those cupcakes
4. Pastor Al - July 11, 2007 8:15 PM
Of course... everyone would be hopped up on that Red Dye #5...
5. Wt&f - July 11, 2007 10:53 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the articles here are really great, but the guy who writes them and tries to be funny in every single post is NOT funny... He always talks about what he invented or what he did, but it's completely absurd and irrelevant.
condom cake?!...you could find better...
6. Dr Rumble - July 11, 2007 11:24 PM
@5 - Then don't read the blog.
7. joflo - July 12, 2007 12:05 AM
ooooo! shun the non-believer!!!
shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
8. Maddy - July 12, 2007 1:33 AM
nr5 :i love the writers comment, yesterday i thought about when he said his car is made of paper and glue, i lol`ed in rl.
9. RandomNigel - July 12, 2007 1:41 AM
#5, these jokes aren't exactly supposed to make you split your sides laughing.
They're just witty (Okay. That part is debatable) remarks the writer makes just to get his (I'm assuming all of the writers are guys? I may be wrong.) 2 cents in.
Besides. Humour is a very subjective thing.
10. Ace - July 12, 2007 5:31 AM
I love the humor on this site. It's what makes it different.
11. BobTheMul - July 12, 2007 6:30 AM
I liked mario, up until I saw this....
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7368143
Now I cry everytime I see his little messed up Italian face.
I always thought that the writing in this blog was created by some collective of dumped Amiga and Atari ST computers that whilst festering together in some giant landfill - they fused together and then linked to the internet. Their just cynical and pissed off because we left them to rot on the 90s.
BECAUSE the reality is probably not worth thinking about... (story of my life)
12. Tap - July 12, 2007 8:16 AM
This is great an all, but I still think the Mario Wedding Cake was better:
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/04/super_mario_bros_wedding_cake.php
Don't read the site if you don't think it's funny #5.
13. Rocko Solido - July 12, 2007 10:14 AM
Agreed with #1, not so much a cake as it is a mess of square cupcakes. Actually, to be a cupcake, doesn't it have to be round and in a paper...cup? Now if these were made out of brownies with some weird red frosting, then sure.
And #5; so I'm assuming you put in your application to write for Geekologie? I'm sure your sample pieces were as entertaining as Wilford Brimley explaining mathematical local class field theory.
14. Wt&f - July 12, 2007 1:30 PM
(i'm #5) I actually don't want to stop reading this blog because, as I said, I love the articles. The only part that bugs me is the humor the writer uses in every single post. I guess it's part of his way of writing, but I feel it's sometimes unecessary.
Anyways, I was just trying to see if I was the only one who thought it wasn't funny... and I guess I am.
15. Lauren.w - July 13, 2007 3:01 PM
VERY cool and also YUMMY!
16. daisy - July 16, 2007 9:10 PM
I love it! But i'm curious about the used condom cake????!!!!!??
17. amazer - July 25, 2007 6:02 AM
number 5: that's half the point of this website: the witty sarcastic comments. they're f***ing amazing.
if you don't like it, gtfo and bring your intelligence to 4chan, they need it.
18. RandomNigel - July 29, 2007 9:50 PM
I know it's kind of late for a lame joke: But I was reminded of the knitted iPhone today...
So, BAKE AT A HIGHER RESOLUTION, BITCH!
19. Jennifer Lee - July 30, 2007 6:56 PM
Awesome cupcake cake! I will have to make one of those for a future b-day sometime~! :D