Jul 11 2007Perl Scripting With Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition
Windows Vista's Speech Recognition is almost too good. I'm not even sure why we still have keyboards.
NOTE: I can't tell if this is real. I know Vista's Speech Recognition isn't super amazing, but this is ridiculous. Ridiculously funny that is.
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Reader Comments
1. sam - July 11, 2007 11:38 AM
saw this awhile back, friggin hilarious.
2. Holla-Man - July 11, 2007 12:29 PM
FIRST!!!! DOH
3. frunken - July 11, 2007 12:49 PM
i can imagine someone writing a suicide note with that and quitting halfway.
4. Mandi - July 11, 2007 12:59 PM
Ahaha, this is bloody hilarious =D
Mac OS TIGER pwns
5. flareback - July 11, 2007 1:08 PM
I think this is from a beta version of Vista. I saw this years ago.
6. Dr Rumble - July 11, 2007 1:31 PM
Backspace... backspace... backspace... backspace.
7. GuySmiley - July 11, 2007 1:40 PM
Get real. You can't conversate with a PC or Mac. They don't understand frustration. This person would have similar issues with a third party program if he, again, didn't learn to use it and expected the software to read his mind.
8. I_like_cake - July 11, 2007 1:49 PM
That was awesome...I was laughing so hard when he would say "delete something" and it just typed "delete something"... if that makes sense? damn i know i shoudn't have used window's speech recognition software to type my comment type my comment delete type my comment.
damn
9. xuchibara - July 11, 2007 2:07 PM
I can't stop laughing.
10. CAPITALLETTERS - July 11, 2007 2:54 PM
That computer was being an naughty computer.
11. ryan - July 11, 2007 3:23 PM
that was easily the funniest thing i've seen online in a while
12. Tap - July 11, 2007 4:15 PM
Conversate GuySmiley? I've conversed with people before, but never conversated. Is this some kind of weird sex act that I've never heard about?
13. steve - July 11, 2007 7:35 PM
Guy should stop thanking the program. ^^;
14. Og - July 11, 2007 9:47 PM
That's like talking to an Indian for customer service. Im suprised it didn't ask him to take advantage of a special offer on Microsoft Office.
15. Bobo the Monkey - July 11, 2007 10:19 PM
#3, friggin hilarious
16. buzz_clik - July 11, 2007 11:34 PM
#12 - Dammit, Tap, you beat me to it.
P.S. Sounds hot whatever it is. Colour me conversated.
17. uni'tard - July 12, 2007 12:49 AM
maybe if he didn't have that crippling speech impediement...
18. uni'tard - July 12, 2007 12:49 AM
maybe if he didn't have that crippling speech impediement...
19. RandomNigel - July 12, 2007 1:48 AM
#3, ROTFLMAO!
Besides, the guy talks weird.
No wonder it couldn't understand him.
20. Kat - July 12, 2007 2:42 AM
omgbbq
I laughed so hard I cried. XD
21. Vahn M. - July 12, 2007 11:29 AM
Near the end, the guy starts sounding like Chat Letts (Hiro in Lunar 2).
Also, lols. Epic phail.
22. Jab - July 12, 2007 12:20 PM
oh the age we live in!
23. betch - July 12, 2007 6:30 PM
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY
i could have typed up 3 pages before he 'said' a sentance.
it's so easy to type it. why do we need this kind of technology again?
24. Steve - July 19, 2007 2:43 AM
Fuck me -- not everyone has hands, betch.