Perl Scripting With Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition

Windows Vista's Speech Recognition is almost too good. I'm not even sure why we still have keyboards.

NOTE: I can't tell if this is real. I know Vista's Speech Recognition isn't super amazing, but this is ridiculous. Ridiculously funny that is.

I'm Still L337!: The PWN'D Support Group

NOTE: Video moderately NSFW due to some foul language at the end (hum while you're watching it). This is a College Humor video of a support group for people... More →

"We Don't Date N00bs, We PWN Them!"

This is a video about the problems associated with dating a World of Warcraft n00b when you come from a L337 family. Namely, that your parents won't approve of... More →

What If?: The Matrix Ran On Windows

Is this is what would have happened if the Matrix ran on Windows? I dunno, maybe. But the real question is this: what if the Matrix ran on ethanol?... More →