Jul 9 2007Orvis Stainless Steel Huge Flask
If you've ever thought to yourself, "Hey, I really need one gallon of whiskey to carry around" then this huge flask from Orvis is for you. It's exactly what it sounds like, a huge stainless steel flask that carries one gallon of liquid. It costs $198, but that's a bargain considering how inadequate it'll make all your other alcoholic friends feel.
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Reader Comments
1. Amy - July 9, 2007 5:47 PM
Just ONE gallon?
2. lunch - July 9, 2007 5:54 PM
i want to see the guy that "hides" that in his chest pocket.
"excuse me sir, what's that in your jacket"
"what's what"
"that huge lump that looks like an oversized flask"
"oh, that. that's nothing."
"sir, i need to ask you to - "
"shut up & i'll give you a sip"
/sobriety
3. joflo - July 9, 2007 6:29 PM
or, it could be a gorgeous milk container. because i'm classy, and i need my 2% to be poured out of stainless steal.
wait... maybe i'll hold out for the platinum version.
4. an idle fish - July 9, 2007 6:58 PM
I'm not buying this until it's encrusted with diamonds. And has a clock built in.
5. sir dennie - July 9, 2007 7:17 PM
make that with yellow gold and a tv and a watch with diamond
6. RandomNigel - July 9, 2007 7:25 PM
#5, wearing a gallon of liquid that has a watch attached on your wrist? Classy.
7. Jockey - July 9, 2007 8:31 PM
i'll take two please
8. joflo - July 9, 2007 10:50 PM
you guys are getting carried away now. all you need is platinum and an onstar system and you're set.
9. Phil - July 10, 2007 4:43 AM
Finally, a company that understands my needs!
10. Manuel Gonzales - July 10, 2007 9:17 AM
Try sneaking that into a ballgame.
11. Dave - July 10, 2007 2:32 PM
that's weird, it has my initials on it. Must be a sign... a sign that i have some drinking to do!
12. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 10, 2007 2:34 PM
I'll wait til it comes with an MP3 player made of fruit that you control with your mind built in, thanks