Jul 31 2007LEGO Star Wars Millennium Falcon
For $499.99, LEGO is offering this Star Wars Millennium Falcon which they claim is the biggest LEGO set ever made. The kit contains 5195 pieces and, when completed, will stand almost 3 feet long. Each kit comes with a certificate of authenticity and the whole thing goes on sale in October.
This kind of makes me wish I wore a diaper today because, man, my pants haven't been this wet since, well, never. Because I don't wet myself. That's gross.
Product Page [LEGO Store]
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Reader Comments
1. mexican - July 31, 2007 10:57 AM
First! .... and now? what the hell do I do?
2. Joe Mamma - July 31, 2007 11:01 AM
What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? Damn it, I haven't even paid that thing off yet.
3. And - July 31, 2007 11:34 AM
A lego set of my penis would stand 'almost 3 feet long'!
And when i say almost, i mean no where near. It's pretty small really, and a bit of a strange shape (not disfigured, but one side is straight and the other is like bent outwards, which actually gives me a bit more girth). I've never had any complaints, but sometimes i get the feeling that my 'partners' aren't overly impressed. That's why i do a lot of foreplay...which i'm quite good at actually, had a fair amount of practice. Not loads, but enough...there's still room to improve.
Anyway, back to the original online-bigging-myself-up statement...YEAH, A MODEL OF MY D1CK WOULD BE 3 FEET LONG!!! Suck it geekologie geeks!!!
4. RandomNigel - July 31, 2007 11:40 AM
Rofl at Robot Chicken reference, 2.
And why the hell would you pay 500 bucks for something you still have to put together?
5. meppers - July 31, 2007 11:58 AM
this is so god damn old.
6. Shoppo - July 31, 2007 1:01 PM
I'm a big fan of the geekologie, but I'm afraid I can only tolerate loss on one front at a time. Either the humor must be if the item is older than God's embryonic phase or the humor can be so-so if the item is hotter than God's mom.
To be old and not funny. That's just like being Carrot Top, without innovation...
*sigh* Spark up, Geekologie! We know you have it in you.
7. I am Spock - July 31, 2007 4:16 PM
Yeah, but the Lego Starship Enterprise would kick the Millenium Falcon's ASS...
Have I gotten too caught up in this?
8. Eddy - July 31, 2007 6:20 PM
haha props for the robot chicken reference :D
but yeah it wouldn't kill to create a sovereign class enterprise out of legos...
9. papa bear - July 31, 2007 6:53 PM
wow! I can own the Millenium Falcon for a mere $500 in Lego form?!?!? Awesome!
That sure beats the $75 I could spend on the original version that won't smash to pieces and not look like a series of boxes taped together to make a ship.
Hizzaaah!
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
10. Koen - August 1, 2007 6:14 AM
Words cannot describe how l33t this is. Lego and Star Wars, the two coolest things ever, that's cool to the power of two!
11. Joe Mamma - August 1, 2007 11:38 AM
^ you mean squared.
12. feardawookie - August 1, 2007 1:46 PM
theres a reason why lego doent make star trek crap KHAN!!!!!!!!!!
13. SuperStoned420 - August 3, 2007 2:36 AM
you fucking retards can't appreciate the beauty of this piece of godliness, sent from heaven and not the heaven you imagine when you're jerking off to reese witherspoon angels, i'm talking about the real heaven, the 11th dimension. oh yeah. they sent it here.