Jul 20 2007Inmates perform "Thriller"
This is a video of 1,500 inmates at a Phillippine prison practicing Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
So the moral of this story? The Philippine prison system has completely lost its mind. And it. Is. Awesome.
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Reader Comments
1. Chris Campbell - July 20, 2007 5:17 PM
That was awsome. I would never mess around if I knew I could be forced to do that!
2. mac - July 20, 2007 5:18 PM
Really glad they turned off the video before the gangbang anal rape took place. That would have been awkward.
3. Tiffaney - July 20, 2007 5:19 PM
OMFG, I do not know what is more awesome, the inmates choreography , or the baldish dude sporting a ponytail?
4. T G Geko - July 20, 2007 5:24 PM
Finally, a good use of prisoners time. Beats letting them wander around trying to escape.
BTW Wii Post!!!1!
5. Jab - July 20, 2007 5:27 PM
I hope this is consensual and the bad dancers aren't taken out back and beaten or shot in the leg.
6. Dave Bowman - July 20, 2007 5:34 PM
It's sweet to know that in the Phillippines, they also have prison transvestites. It brings back fond memories on when I did 3 to 5 for aggravated battery and I was comforted by my cellmate "Shelley."
*sigh*
Isn't it wonderful how some things never change?
7. lauren - July 20, 2007 6:28 PM
they also have other videos on youtube of these prisoners recreating scenes from sister act.
8. reformat - July 20, 2007 7:10 PM
i wonder how they chose the guy that played Michael
child molester maybe?
9. gnat - July 20, 2007 7:58 PM
fucking awesome
10. RandomNigel - July 20, 2007 8:25 PM
XD
Love the uh...Girl/Guy.
Nearly fell outta my chair laughing.
11. Michael F. - July 20, 2007 8:43 PM
As in the words of Michael Jackson,
"Ow!"
Ow indeed, Michael.
Ow. Indeed.
12. Jinu - July 20, 2007 9:27 PM
At first I wondered why no one was raping the girl, then I was like, "Oh! It's because she's balding."
13. Ashley - July 20, 2007 9:42 PM
soooo......is the only person not in the prison uniform a guard?
14. mws - July 20, 2007 10:08 PM
Best episode of OZ ever.
15. jakebarnes - July 20, 2007 11:23 PM
What the everloving fuck.
16. Funkwich - July 21, 2007 12:59 AM
youtube "Pythagorus march" they do that too
17. Beastman - July 21, 2007 3:05 AM
Sweet jeesus that was awesome.
would've been even better if they had a couple cameras recording to better show the amount of inmates involved.
18. Hirudin - July 21, 2007 3:19 AM
Phillippina women are so damn hot!
19. Lamellama - July 21, 2007 4:25 AM
How can I get an army of dancing zombies?
20. Ellen - July 21, 2007 6:53 AM
Hahaha, this was fucking awsome! :D
21. Rae - July 21, 2007 1:03 PM
If I ever have to go to prison please let it be in there!
22. me - July 21, 2007 1:45 PM
i'm from the philippines..i can't believe we have this awesome prison system
23. Todd - July 21, 2007 1:47 PM
I see what you mean. Our prison systems are full of rapists!
24. sboy - July 21, 2007 2:58 PM
I don't understand how they got hardened criminals and prisoners to do such a crazy choreographed dance routine~ These guys don't fit the stereotype of dancers, but that is what makes it awesome. They probably got them to do this by saying "dance and you'll get a 50% discount off of your term".
25. Pastor Al - July 21, 2007 3:46 PM
Now THAT's rehabilitation!
26. Stolencheese - July 21, 2007 5:43 PM
From the infamous film "Longest Yard";
"Group hug in the showers after!!"
>.>
27. Twinkle - July 21, 2007 6:58 PM
ehem... and i live in cebu... this is just amazing.
28. Vahn M. - July 22, 2007 10:03 AM
That is major win, seriously, I lol'd. They weren't bad! Some of the movements were a little slow, but hell, I can't/won't try the dance myself.
But whoa, that manwoman scared the shit out of me.
29. Thinkhouse pr - July 22, 2007 2:34 PM
zomie-licous
30. ajax - July 22, 2007 8:53 PM
coolest thing ever
31. nightvisiongoggles - July 23, 2007 12:12 AM
another crazy idea from home...
the audience must've left with a severe case of orange eyeburn.
and yes, the Philippine Prison System has lost its mind. 'nuff said.
the Manila City Jail should come up with something too. maybe the macarena.
32. pinaygeek - July 23, 2007 12:52 AM
cool. never knew we had this. i bet in a week's time it'll be in Tv Patrol or Saksi. ^_^ hope they do that in metro manila prisons. just shows Pinoys are performers.
33. rev - July 23, 2007 7:05 AM
haha, that was fantastic.. how on earth did they get all those guy to participate.
at first I was curious why there only was one woman... untill they zoomed in... I couldnt stop laughing :P
34. Siraulo23 - July 23, 2007 8:36 PM
Aww geez, this is like that time in Catholic grade school in the Philippines where I had to (unwillingly) dance to "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" with my classmates. It was punishment indeed and no different from prison.
35. Hfire3 - July 24, 2007 1:06 AM
"It's close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark, its just your cell mate, he hopes his wiener gets to hit its mark. You try to scream......and....and...its gonna be a long night.
36. mahalohalo - July 24, 2007 9:46 AM
I was just in Cebu!! If 'd have known about this routine, I would have definitely tried to break in jail and watch it... it was truly awesome.
37. pinoy ako - July 24, 2007 10:55 AM
putangina! sa pilipinas pala 'to???? nauna pa 'tong geekologie.com na mapakita 'to kesa sa local news!
big ups to geekologie.com! hahahhaha!
38. Quase - July 25, 2007 10:20 AM
You dummies, the inmates are being trained to have a job when they leave the prison. They'll be "amusement park zombies".
39. Mary Catherine - July 25, 2007 12:30 PM
The choreography was simply stunning.
40. Davis - July 25, 2007 3:34 PM
Sweet!
41. Robot Jesus - August 23, 2007 3:23 PM
This seems to be a trend in prisons...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjMd2Vabcv8
42. mj - September 28, 2007 4:45 PM
nice looking chick id HIT THAT!!!