Jul 10 2007How to hand somebody a business card
Want to look like a douchebag when handing somebody your business card? Here's a video tutorial.
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Reader Comments
1. Joe Mamma - July 10, 2007 1:26 PM
And again
Uno!
2. Manuel Gonzales - July 10, 2007 1:32 PM
What a great way to get a potential client to trust you!
3. egohavoc - July 10, 2007 1:35 PM
"want my business card?
wait for it.. wait for it..."
*client walks away*
4. Jab - July 10, 2007 2:02 PM
LOL egohavoc --
I picture that happening to Job from arrested development.
5. Amy - July 10, 2007 2:26 PM
What the hell, was that supposed to look like magic or something?
6. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 10, 2007 2:27 PM
Underwhelming.
7. cory - July 10, 2007 3:04 PM
that was the most ludicrous thing i've ever seen. it was essentially a jerry's kid doing a mediocre sleight-of-hand trick.
why do i even comment, when the bulk of the commenters on here are simply vying to be the first commenter?
i waste my own time.
8. RandomNigel - July 10, 2007 3:33 PM
That'd only be practical if you were a Vegas/Kid's party magician.
9. mac - July 10, 2007 3:34 PM
I think if someone hands their business card to you like that, you have the legal right to rip it up, throw the pieces in their face, and kick them in the balls for being such a tool.
10. berlinmassive - July 10, 2007 3:48 PM
chris angel strikes again
11. bill - July 10, 2007 6:08 PM
american psycho.
12. betch - July 10, 2007 11:25 PM
WOW how useless
if someone did that to me i'd spill my coffee on them.
13. Maddy - July 11, 2007 1:22 AM
if someone would do that to me i`d ask for 1,2,3,4 more cards :D i`m easily amused.
14. BobTheMul - July 11, 2007 3:50 AM
I've said it once and I'll say it again.. My business details are written on Doritos. RAZOR sharp Doritos which when I throw them at you, they strike with deadly accuracy.
What do you mean, I never said that? Have a Dorito chump!!
@#7 Keep the faith brother.
15. hypo11 - July 11, 2007 1:57 PM
"This trick's actually done by an illusion."
Oh, really? I thought you were ACTUALLY printing the card in color using your hand, dipshit.
16. lucylou - July 12, 2007 12:33 AM
lol @ #15
laughing even harder @ #9.
So true. So so true.
17. Dolly Vu - March 4, 2009 11:32 PM
douche bag is the perfect term. you're funny.
18. Dolly Vu - March 4, 2009 11:34 PM
my goal is to achieve this trick....